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No. 12750
RED Sniper slowly crept around another barrel of gunpowder, checking the corner when he heard the unmistakeable sound of an uncloaking Spy. Whirling around, he pointed his rifle at the heart of the most beautiful man he'd ever seen. He froze, as did the Spy, before Sniper threw his gun to the ground. Spy flung his knife aside and the two men ran at each other, embracing halfway through in a fierce hug of true love and destiny.
They stepped back, hands clutching to one another. Suddenly, the urge to spin in a circle with this glorious man struck Sniper, and he did just that. As they spun, hands clutching, Sniper was reminded of the most amazingly beautiful song he'd ever heard -- Happy Together -- and began to hum it. Suddenly, the blood and carnage around them seemed to fade away as the chorus of the song came to mind. He held to Spy's hand and the two men frolicked out onto the battlefield, ignorant to the hysteria and gore all about them.
That is, until a sentry beeped somewhere and Spy was torn from Sniper's hand as he was riddled with bullets. An inhuman scream tore from the Spy's throat, though it was cut off when the man began to vomit blood all over himself and Sniper's boots before falling over, dead.
Sniper screamed, dropping to his knees and clutching to the vomit and blood covered Spy. "No! No! Why, SPY. WHYYYY?" He howled, sobbing hysterically into the Spy's bloody suit. He felt a hand press against his shoulder and turned to see that his beloved had already respawned. Leaping to his feet, Sniper grasped to Spy's hand and dragged him into another glee-filled frolic through the battlefield. Things were going to be okay.
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