Heaven's no.

next we're gonna do musical chairs

>>9988

Gosh I love the way you draw Scoot.

oh scout, those aren't yours!

>>9992
lawl. Scout's always reminded me of...'extra extra read all about it'...

>>9992

I love this drawing style.

>>9988
Bonk Bonk Stab? I'd play it.
I'm loving Spy's face though.

>>9992
Oh scout. You and your whimsical adventures.

Oh cashew, never leave us.

I never refer to Scout as Scoot but you've made me do it. OMG LOOKIT THE SCOOT.

>>9992

His imitation of Spy is definitely my favorite here.

Oh cashew, we will never bore of you. <3

another doodle, i promise to get back to fluff soon

>>10003
Oh my god the file name. You rock so hard.

These cartoony pics with Scout are awesome! I love them all to bits. More, I say! More! I can never have enough Cashew!

>>10003
Damnit, I laughed. Dialogue is sublime!

How could you think we'd get sick of you when you draw such hilarious and adorable things? MOAR!

>>10003
jarate kid

your art amazes me<3
I love it :3

>>9992
Seriously. This is amazing.

>>9986
Glorious fluff! I'm pretty sure you've made my OTP Sniper/Spy.
I love you so hard. Never, ever stop.

just another quick doodle

>>10093
Lovin' Sniper's tattoo.
cashew, don't ever stop you wonderful, talented person.

>>10093

That tattoo should say "MUM."

>>10095
and so it shall be
:D

>>10093
As Cat said, it should say "Mum". Aside from that detail, I love how bored Sniper loves while Scout struggles to pin his hand with both of his!

>>10097
Ah, got sniped! Anyway, perfect!

>>10099
np, I always figured he'd have a tattoo like that. I just needed a reason for him to roll back the sleeves
:D

I love the way you draw Sniper

>>10003
You have to pee all the way from here into that jar, kid

>>10003
I laughed so hard, I snorted

>>10097
This is terribly sexy. Oh my. I adore your Sniper's hair. I HAVE A THING FOR HIS HAIR. I like the pose, especially how Sniper's hand is resting on his face.

>>10097

Yesssss.

>>10003

This is also awesome.

Your Sniper kinda looks like a greaser.

I love it.

Also I'm very happy to see you drawing Scout.

scout should've quit while he was ahead

>>10111
OH GOD. I laughed. out loud. and I think I snorted once, too.

you always make me laugh!! DAMMIT i love your stuff!

>>10111

Medic's going to have fun sewing that back on, isn't he?

>>10097
i love everything about the way you draw sniper.

>>10111
Scout got owned! I love Heavy's expression too - priceless.

>>10097
That's how I was playing with my dad haha. Also love the tattoo.

>>10111
Need a dispenser here!

I love your art ridiculously much at all times but am especially glad for fluff & stuff right now. I think it's safe to say we will never be sick of you.

polite sage for useless comment

>>10111
Epic. Moar! :3

I just realized I haven't drawn these two yet

>>10326

So goddamned cute.

>>10326
awww...that's so...
poor tentaspy, he looks like he doesn't know if he should make a friend or make some lunch...

>>10326

Thank goodness... some more adorable to offset all the sad that's been going on!

>>10326
holy shit your colours are lovely! I don't know why I would've assumed otherwise but ooohh now I feel you've been holding out on us.

spy crab: he pinches.

>>10330
and here I thought I was the only one who remembered those commercials...

>>10326
Ah, fuck. Now I have diabetes.

>>10339

Just a little peench.

Also - dear god, I have the burgeoning need for insulin. The amount of sweetness in this thread is nearly too much. Nearly.

>>10326

SO FREAKIN' CUTE

a lil less fluff cuz we all know how this will end (i find it kinda funny that i'm watching the law&order svu marathon while drawing this)

>>10361

Love the filename.

>>10361

Oh, Tentaspy, you rogue.

I choose to believe that this is fluff. And, well, cephalopods certainly love to strangle cuddle things.

>>10361
Oh god, if the detectives from SVU had to investigate that...

>>10375
names have been changed to protect the innocent

>>10398

brb, loling forever. Jeez... the whole thing was funny, but the 'crab crab crab' at the end just did me in!

>>10398
I FUCKING LOVE YOU. Also you do a fantastic caricature of Christopher Meloni. C:

>>10398
Spy needs no alibi! He'll smooth talk his way out.

>>10400
oh meloni <3 I need to draw him more
>>10401
and if by 'talk you mean rape....
;D

>>10402
Yes! I love Chris Meloni, and I'd love to see more of him from you.

>>10398
The spycrab makes it. God, I just died laughing.

>>10361
What we need here is the JAWS theme.

>>10398
I'm surprised they didn't see it coming sooner--his tentacles were just wandering about casually, they should've put his lower body in a potato sack or something. And the crab's testimony is hilarious!

>>10326
>>10361
This Tentaspy makes me a very happy person.

>>10398
This one made me laugh until the dog started barking at 3am. Oops.

>>10361
>>10398

My day has been made, right here. The first one especially, I love the way the tentacles loom out of the water.

>>10398
I fucking love you.

>>10398
I laughed so hard, I cried. CRAB CRAB CRAB

I may or may not ship Meloni/Tentaspy now THANKS A LOT.

>>10398

I am giggling like an absolute fucking idiot right now, thank you SO MUCH.

>>10398
oh, god...
that's...that's pure hilarity, right there...

>>10326
>>10361
>>10398

I love you so damn hard.

>>10326
I'm laughing and squealing with utter joy at this. :D

just a quick sketch
I wanna draw everyone in Sniper's hat (is it called akubra? I've seen it mentioned as such and just wanna be sure)

for ieatpaste's story
I suggest everyone read it, http://www.tf2chan.net/afanfic/res/3313.html

>>10889

NGHHH THAT SHADING.

Scout has never been so hot before mmm mmm

bros before hos
unless your ho is your bro then i have no clue what the etiquette would be

>>10896

YESSSSSSS.

>>10896
The etiquette is bros and hos, simultaneously.

>>10896
Is "respect knuckles" the politically correct version of "brofist"?

>>10911
i honestly don't know. I knew both terms but didn't know which one would apply
i'd love to find out though

>>10915
>>10911
I always just call it, "Terrorist Fist-Bump"

>>10889
Oh I just read that. Then I saw this. And then I went "unffff."

>>10896
Man I love these two together.

bad perspective is bad
not 100% happy with it but i guess that means I'll just hafta keep drawing, dur hur

>>10889
Fuckin' fuck, I just read that.
And dat Scoot. I could eat that dat Scoot.

>>10973

Still cavity inducingly sweet. c:

>>10973
aww...so cute...

the OCD within me has to point out that if BLU spy is wearing RED snipers' hat, it should be outlined in red... >_< i'm so damn picky it isn't even funny

>>10979
ah, thank you (i always miss something) it's good to be picky, especially if it helps fix something :D

>>10973
Aww, that is a really sweet image. The hay looks fine to me by the way, but I'm no farmer.

My goodness.
Cashew, I love you.
Your linework is gorgeous, your expressions are toon-tastic, and when not-toony, just fabulous-- and your humor fills me with glee. So much glee.

so confused about what just happened so i'll repost I guess

man, I enjoy traumatizing scout more than I should

and then a thorough physical
just in case
...for science

>>11169

HA HA HA I LOVE THIS.

>>11169
>>11168
>>11167

i keep looking at these and laughing. i cant get the stupid grin off my face. STOP MAKING SUCH ADORABLY TRAUMATIC THINGS...this makes me want to write a solly/engie/scoot fic hahhaa

ALSO re-requesting the middle of their ordeal in possible an /a/ piece *wiggles eyebrows

>>11169
Oh Medic, the wonderful crazy shit you have to put up with.

>>11171
YOU BETTER WRITE! C:
oh and there will be /a/ in the future, so...just a heads up

>>11168
THAT FACE. THAT UTTERLY TRAUMATIZED FACE.

Oh fuck, I had caps lock on.

>>11168
I looove this

>>11168

I love you for this picture and the ones before it. Mmm beef.

Nice touch with the helmets cuddling in the back.

>>11169
i like traumatizing Scout....should i feel bad?

>>11196
No do it more.

>>11196
also THANK YOU to i eat paste for helping me with ze 'germanizing'
<3

>>11196
'scout's gonna get loved with surgical precision'

YOU DONT EVER STOP MAKIN ME LAUGH!

>>11196

Traumatized Scout is the best Scout.

>>11196
well, at least there's an upside

>>11212
Oh, Medic had me cackling madly. Don't be sad Scout, at least he gave you a lolly.

>>11212
also, i couldn't remember if it's meine or mein, liebe or liebling
damn, i knew i should've paid more attention in german class, but that was many moons ago sadly

>>11220

*waves* German here!
Ähem. Back to the point, it's fine the way you wrote it, but actually.. this would be the version you'd also use for female persons. Anyways.. "Mein Liebster" probably would also be fitting in that context. But since it sounds a little ridiculous.. don't change it at all.

I am not being helpful at all, am I?

>>11220

Yeah and 'Mein Liebling' is also fine, forgot to mention it.

>>11212

I want to know who gets to him next.

>>11196
I'd like to see what went on right here, in this empty space. >:3
>>11212

>>11289
That would be what /afanart/ is for.

now, now...beggars can't be choosers, Scout

>>11304

Haha awwww, it's not scoot's day is it?

>>11306
every day is Rape the Scout Day

>>11304
Scout how can you hate orange
You need to be taught how delicious orange can be

>>11304

I don't like orange either. Cherry's way better.

>>11311
have to agree with Cat, cherry is so much better...that or grape...

>>11311
>>11312
Eh, I like strawberry and orange the most, but cherry and grape are pretty good. And definitely better than most other flavors, imo.

WHY DOES THIS NEVER GET OLD

Jesus Christ it's like each new image is more amazing than the last.

Graph related.

>>11309
Agreed.

>>11220
I can't claim to be an expert, but I know a weeee bit of German. If I'm wrong, I totally apologize and definitely correct me :C.

I understand "meine liebe" to be feminine for "my love," and taking the E's off the end would make it masculine.

"Mein Liebling" means "my favorite" (someone I know who took German said it was literally, "my little love," but means favorite ). Add an E on Mein for feminine.

Aaand I tend to use "mein lieber" which is "my dear." I don't quite know how to make that one feminine.

>>11212
>>11304
ahrm. Now that I got that last comment out of my system-- Awesome freakin' work. I love how no prostate cancer is merely an afterthought.

>>11304
I love his tiny, tiny feet...

scout...you're an idiot

>oh and there will be /a/ in the future, so...just a heads up

I AM EAGERLY AWAITING THIS

>>11331
I love you, cashew.

>>11331

SCOUT WHY DONT YOU LEARN!!!

>>11331

I've never seen Sniper look so creepy ... and i can't stop laughing

>>11331

He needs a creepier van, rather than a camper.

But a camper is fine too.

>>11331
Some people never learn, I suppose.

>>11331
ha! fourth person to rape him in one day! that's gotta be some sort of record!

>>11331
I get the feeling that Snipers' done this before. Cx

>>11331

>pop in me van
>getcha cherry

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

>>11331
I Peter Parker face'd all over this. Subtle humor is the best.

Someone's actually gonna get raped in the rape van/camper/whatever? GOOD TIMES
(for everyone but Scoot)

>>11331
...where Spy eagerly awaits.

>>11320
Well, no, that's not 100% correct.

It's hard to explain...
"Meine Liebe" is possible for both, when you're talking about a person without actually saying the gender. ("My love")

For females you say "Meine Liebe" too, or "Meine Liebste" / "Meine Geliebte".
("My love", "My darling/dearest" / "My lover")

For males you use "Mein Lieber" or "Mein Liebster"/"Mein Geliebter".

But..."Meine Liebe" and "Mein Lieber" can also be used for people you don't actually love, it's the same as your "My dear".

"Mein Liebling" is correct for both, male and female.

Uff, I think that's all.
Personally I would use "Mein Geliebter" or "Mein Liebster" when I'm talking about/to the person I actually really love (Like Medic talking to Heavy, hurrhurr) and "Mein Lieber" in this case (Medic talking to Scout).
("Meine Liebe" is fine too, but sounds a little bit too...feminine)

I think that's it.

>>11388
god is that a beautiful mental image, thank you anon.

Scout, you are that kid on the milk carton, I swear...

>>11425
>>11320
>>11278
thank you guys so much for your help~! <3

>>11442
Engineer√
Solider√
Medic√
Sniper√
Spy
Heavy
Pyro
Demoman

>>11442
You're welcome...<3

AND SURE THAT'S CANDY, JUST LICK LONG ENOUGH <3

>>11443

Oh god, Scoot is going to have a long day.

>>11442

THAT'S THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF CANDY!

>>11442
I'm torn between laughing, and laughing while pointing at the screen. Poor, naive Scout. He needs a hug. From someone who won't tap his ass.

Oh gods, so good. I'm kinda afraid to see wee little Scout with Heavy. Granted, our boy's gonna be kinda... stretched... already.

>>11442
I LAUGH HEARTILY AT SCOUTS MISFORTUNE. HA HA!

Omg how did I miss the others. I love this thread.

>>11442
BAHAHA oh geez YES

>>11425

(Oh Gott danke Ara, ich hatte keine Zeit all das noch zu erklären.. Baww. Naja jedenfalls, kommt auch auf persönliche Preferenzen an. Ich wollte eigentlich schon sagen 'Mein Wertster' (so im spottenden Sinne).. warte, habe ich Liebster geschrieben? Fff. Ich bin son riesen fail, das glaubst kaum.)

Well, see Ara's definition. I didn't have a lot of time back when I wrote my comment, but yeah. Ara's right.. Although... I don't know, it might be that they and I have a different opinion on that topic. Anyways, she.. or they.. are right in that one point, better don't use 'Geliebter' in that case. That really would sound quite .. kitschy and unfitting.

>>11457
(Ach was, kein Problem. Ich saß an dem kurzen Text jetzt aber auch schon relativ lange...es ist verdammt schwer verschiedene Versionen bezüglich der Geschlechter zu erklären, wenn es in der anderen Sprache bei allem das Selbe ist.)

uh, ehm, well...stop talking about it now.
Sorry for spamming your thread, cashew

>>11442
Am I the only one who thought of the /afic/ with Puddles?

>>11465
No, you certainly are not.

That said, I hope that check list up there gets filled, durhur. I laugh in a remi-retarded manner at the wonderful and unfortunate stupidity of this scout.

>>11465
Okay; I feel the need to ask now:
Who is Puddles, and by proxy, who is Peep-Peep?

Please don't hurt me.

>>11469
Puddles is a /special/ Scout with a fondness for cherries.

Peep is in reference to Scout's pet little chicken.

Both came from fics I believe (I know the Peeps did, not quite sure about where Puddles originated from).

>>11475
IIRC Puddles originated from a roleplay that was deleted because of something that went horribly wrong.

you have officially made me cry from laughter!

>>11474

AND HE TOOK HIS LOLLYPOP!! fuckin snoipah...

I love scouts expression. its like at this point he's accepted his status as the team's piece of ass....

>>11474
Rape is one thing. But you do NOT take another man's lollipop.

>>11474

Aw, cheer up, Scout.

You don't even /like/ orange.

My boyfriend was laughing at these. SEE, SCOUT RAPE TRANSCENDS SEXUAL PREFERENCES AND GENDER.

SCOUT RAPE IS FOR THE PEOPLE, NO MATTER WHAT.

Also, Scout's little face is just so adorable.

>>11443
Speaking of Scoutrape was the Scout Gets it from Everyone series in /afanart/ ever finished?

>>11487
By Wat?
Yeah, I think so

>>11474

Sniper you bastard....pffft, I love him <3

I LOVE YOU CASHEW. Everything you do is pure GOLD.

>>11474
Aww, he even stole his lollipop! D:

>>11463

(Hast du recht, jetzt wollen wir sodann aber wieder einmal leise sein x))

Well well, I guess we both should just .. stop this where it is.

>>11474
Ooooh and concerning this one.. I demand moar.
Such a wonderful thing..

oh yea...um, scout sandwich is up in /a/
<3 you guys
http://www.tf2chan.net/afanart/res/4172.html

the doctor is in
http://www.tf2chan.net/afanart/res/4172.html

continuing where we left off
really Scout, you should take better care of your things, honestly

>>11775

Soldier ate them.

You are not getting them back, Scout.

>>11775

Or maybe Medic took them. Sneaky bastard.

>>11776
He did.. Oh god, I wonder what terrible thing Scout did to get them revoked.

>>11777
My guess is spah~ ;)

>>11775

Your scout is adorable, and his expressions are adorable <3 AND I BET IT'S SPY'S FAULT.

>>11775

:c
Poor Scout. Those are really, really important to him... (or so I tend to believe.)

>>11775

I- I thought that was a shrimp at first. (Or a prawn. either or)

can you guess who, it's a mystery~
hmmm, does he have an accent?

>>11877

Got some big hands there, Scout.

I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE?

>>11882
oops
i have a tendecy to do that, i need to remind myself not to
thanks C:

>>11883

Hey, you might be able to get away with it, considering how everybody had huge hands in the game.

>>11884
oh yea
...i mean uh, yea, of course i meant to do that
C;

>>11877
oh gawd, it's totally spy knock-knock-knockin' at his door...
(well, I have an alternate theory, but I'm not going to say

type

it out-loud

God I've just been following this and I can't stop laughing. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK MAN.

as much fun as spy returning them, i've actually had this whole thing planned out since the 'mental health' pic (haha, i have a plan, what?)
but yes, sorry to disappoint. don't worry, spy will get his turn eventually

>>12050

Haha aww. God, when heavy is not a disturbed bear, he's adorable.

>>12050
C: Even though it's not Spy (OR IS IT?), I am happy

>>12050
oh god. Poor Scout's ass.

>>12050
I love Scout's expression! HE KNOWS WHAT'S COMING.

>>12050
LOL AT SCOUTS FACE! holy crap. This saga of Scoot Torture is fantastic

>>12050

IT'S HEAVY TIME!

>>12050
I hope Heavy at least has the courtesy to wrap Scout in duct tape first so he doesn't explode.

This whole thread should go in the "101 ways to abuse Scout" book. And I'm completely ok with it, it's amazing and hilarious. :D

>>12053
I wouldn't worry, he's probably been stretched out enough by the other guys.

>>12050
I actualy secretly suspected it to be Pyro, cuz he's just awesome and nice like that, but this is funny too

>>12050

Lol, you're killing me, cashew.

>>12050

I cannot get over how amazing Heavy's face is. Seriously.

>>12077
NO, CAT, NO!!
and by no, i mean YESSSSSS
>>12100
aww, that would've been sweet...but there's no sweetness here sadly, haha
>>12082
there's....there's a book? :D

this thread is so close to auto-saging again, i'm thinking the next post will be in a new thread. what do you guys think?

THESE ARE SO CUTE I JUST MIGHT DIE
I JUST MIGHT

>>12050
Heavy <3

sniper's up
http://www.tf2chan.net/afanart/res/4172.html

I think this has gone into sage mode, so be on the lookout for the new thread to continue the scout saga
<3

Oh god, I, I just love this thread so much. It has loling, and porn, AND SCOUT RAPE. This is just so full of win I can't comprehend it