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>>186

I suggest Spy and Soldier. And then, because Spy's body isn't stocky enough to swing around a rocket launcher let alone pull a rocket jump, and the disguise kit won't work on Soldier's body, they have to go to work switching jobs as well.

Because the mental image of Soldier-in-Spy's-body attempting to be stealthy and failing spectacularly, trying to act like what he imagines to be a spy (with all the stereotypes, generalizations, misconceptions and personal bias turned up to eleven), and yelling "MAGGOT!" at the enemy Sniper, is too hilarious to remain unwritten.