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Try not to sob on my sleeve - Team Counseling 2 Anonymous 04/11/11(Mon)22:00 No. 557

Hello there. It seems you have opened the door to a psychologist's office.

As you might know, the duty of a psychologist and a psychiatrist are completely different jobs, with the latter approaching abnormal conditions of the mind as a general doctor would: to hear and piece together symptoms to form a diagnosis with a prescription to follow. As a psychologist, you're somewhat outside the medical field in the sense that you're actually going to have to talk and listen to the people you're treating (they have called you a sap for that in college but no matter). It seems that people are developing resistances to the medication they've been given, insensitivities to anti-psychotics, 'pep pills', and pumping combatants' bodies full of dubious ingredients isn't working anymore. They apparently have 'feelings'.

Since there was a contract involved with getting assigned this job, there are rules (more of a suggestion than anything with this company) to go by when counseling a patient:

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- Each post doesn't have to be long. You're having a conversation with a person, but if you want to write a multi-paragraphed monologue, go ahead.
- Multiple people can play the role of the single psychologist and the single patient during a session. Jump in if the water's looking fine.
-A session begins and it ends. As the psychologist/counselor, you can end a session whenever. As the character, you can begin one as soon as you enter the office.
-The psychologist/counselor isn't a necessarily consistent character. Say whatever, and see what comes of it. Remember, a ~~small office~~ counselor becomes you.
-Dibs, if called, can only last a week max. C'mon, it shouldn't take long to think of a response :-/
-Although the psychologist was contracted to deal with either member of RED or BLU and may be confused if a patient walks in that isn't them, characters of all sorts can come in for issues. Just be careful with My Little Ponies. Talking horses may send the psychologist to a quivering mass on the floor.[/quote]

Now then, I believe we do have an appointment scheduled for this evening. Come, sit down. We're here to talk.

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RED Scout 04/11/11(Mon)23:28 No. 558

Uhhhhh.. Hey, man. I mean uh, Doctor, Sir.. My Medic sorta said I should like.. Pay you a visit or whatever. I dunno, I've never done this before. So uh yeah.. Like, what are we supposed to do n stuff? Do we just start tellin' each otha 'bout our feelings or whatever? Cause that's stupid. I'm not some sorta wimpy dude that's gotta go cry and be emotional, that's frikkin' gay.

On Duty Psychologist Anonymous 04/12/11(Tue)21:17 No. 566

>>558
Well, that's alright if you don't want to be much more open than you need to. It's a goal of mine to be here in my office and get to know you better. Let's see, yes, the recommendation from your Medic was sent to me earlier on. It says here that you're having "ulterior job performance issues that a medigun isn't fixing". Was there an incident that occured?

RED Scout 04/12/11(Tue)22:19 No. 567

Well.. I dunno... Long time ago maybe... Aw jeez, Medic's crazy, he just saw me all sad-ish the other day or whatever & now he's freaking out ovah nuthin', I only had a bad run that day occuz of that frikkin' Spy always following me around n stuff, even if they say he's not they lie, I mean have you SEEN that frikkin watch he's got?? It makes you frikkin INVISIBLE. I seen our Spy do it alla time, creep.. And that stupid BLU's always starin' at me or whatever but by the time I get over there he's all, clear n stuff, & then he'll like.. Do something......
And then before I'm about to find him & bash his head in he stabs me in the leg!! The freaking leg!!! And then he'll.. Sorta slice me up a bit.. And then he breathes his stinky breath on my face and then he'll just kill me. He probably watches me in my sleep dude. I seen him. I even got Pyro to spy check my room once but he must've got out somehow.. But I saw him!!

Gehhh, lemme catch my breath..
So yeah I just said a buncha stuff, yadayada, don't tell anyone cause like, I don't need everybody thinkin' I gotta human diary.. I don't see how talking about some stalker dude is gonna stop him from being a weirdo anyway Doc

>>	Anonymous 04/14/11(Thu)16:45 No. 581 Thankfully I've been made aware of the technical applications of invisibility and resurrection behand, but this does seem like a problem. Could you tell me anything about either spy that you're having ossues with?

>>	Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)14:09 No. 604 File 130306375716.jpg - (325.87KB , 1044x1441 , Sigmund_Freud-loc.jpg ) >>567 Better yet, tell me about your mother.

>>	RED Scout 04/17/11(Sun)20:26 No. 609 >>604 W-what does my mother have anything to do with this?

>>	Psychologist 04/18/11(Mon)16:23 No. 622 Sorry to bring up such a topic, but isn't she with the Spy?

>>	RED Scout 04/18/11(Mon)16:26 No. 623 No, he said he only has eyes for... Nevermind....

Psychologist 04/18/11(Mon)21:54 No. 632
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>>623
As demonstrated, the relationship between us and our mothers determines everything. Now then, is there any reason why you and the spy from both teams would have issue with you and your mom?

(OP here: Patients can leave whenever they want, or whenever they have a revelation. They're not forced to strapped to the chair or anything, so they're free to move around.)

>>	Psychologist 04/19/11(Tue)21:35 No. 655 File 130326334868.gif - (182.45KB , 337x255 , BaconBits_01.gif ) >>632 (There is a picture there, I swear :O)

>>	RED Sniper 06/12/11(Sun)12:11 No. 942 [Cough] Ehm, g'day Doc. I've uh... been dragged over by the Medic. Says I need some sorta treatment for... my 'recent behavior'. [Mumbles something incoherent, clearly irritated.]

>>	Psychologist 06/12/11(Sun)14:06 No. 945 Mhmmm, yes, I see.. Come in, come in, take a seat, get comfortable. Now, what exactly is this "problem" of your's, mister Sniper? Medic failed to tell me when he brought you over.

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