Solly you ruin everything.

Oh my.

OH MY GOD.

Well then.

There is absolutely no excuse for this shit.

STAY AWAY FROM ME, BOTH OF YOU.

Go On.

>>2029


This made me go, "D'awwwww.". Admittedly, I'm a sucker for anything mushy involving Heavy and Medic. It also didn't involve anything horrific like those last two pictures.

>>2035

Certainly.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Dicks most certainly are everywhere.

Yep.

Ugh, anybody know where to get a version of that syringe that behaves like a real prop? It's hard as hell to pose with that stupid green circle AND it doesn't cast a freaking shadow.

So I hear making the Medic scream for 12 seconds does not in fact cost four hundred thousand dollars.

But I could be wrong about that.

>>2050
This is beautiful

I love your GMOD so much and just..my god
But excuse me why don't you have a thread for your gorgeous art?? I love it sooo much!

>>2050

Thirded. The jostled specs are what really makes my toes curl, here...

>>2041
Ohh sonofa- this is amazing.

Pfff

This isn't creepy at all.

>>2105
haha nice. what's wrong with Heavy's skin?

>>2106
The "blood" paint looked bizarrely gray on that model/in that lighting for some reason.

But I'll just say he's full of some grody mad science disease instead.

The things the man does for his medic, geez.

>>2028
I like your pairings and I like that you let scout alone!

Reading fan fiction fills my gmod with angst.

Sad Heavy does not know how to tell drunk Medic about his ~feelings~.

Oops! I zink I forget how to uh...valk. Help me to my room, bitte?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU TWO NAZI COMMUNISTS ARE GOING TOGETHER BUT YOU BETTER NOT BE PLANNING ANYTHING TRAITOROUS. NOT ON MY WATCH!

Soldier, go avay or I promise you PAIN WITHOUT END.

Goodnight, Doktor.

~sigh~

>>2177

Sad Heavy, or saddest Heavy? He should not worry... we know his Medic loves him.

Oh hello, Fat Man.

SPY: So a little birdie tells me that you have a bit of a crush on an old German goat.

HEAVY: Doktor is not so old!

HEAVY: I mean...is lies. I do not talk to birds.

SPY: Oh please, Fatty! I am a spy, it is my job to know these things.

HEAVY: Does not matter anyway. Doktor has wife, is not interested in such things.

SPY: Ohohohon, really? You would be surprised how many men take wives simply to cover for such...inclinations.

SPY: And have you noticed how his coat buttons on ze woman's side? Why would he spend ze money on ze tailoring unless it is to send shall we say...a message to one who is looking for such zhings?

SPY: HA! Not zhat zhis makes any difference as far as you are concerned.

SPY: Ze man could have anyone he wants! Why on Earth would he settle for a fat, disgusting ball of lard like you?

Yeah, he was asking for that.

(Ten seconds later, in Respawn.)

SPY: Mon Dieu! It was so - HA HA, so WORTH IT!

>>2203
Spy, you absolute fiend. A lovely sequence of pictures. I do hope there's more.

>>2196
DICKS, DICKS EVERYWHERE!

>>2203
his face, his face is so perfect!

(I will try not to overuse the word "thing" this time, god that was some awkward dialogue).

MEDIC: Herr Heavy, have you been feeling vell? I have not seen you eat anyzing all today.

HEAVY: Daahhh...

HEAVY: Am fine! You are not my momma!

MEDIC: No, but I am your doctor. Now eat, bitte, you need to keep your strength up. Sacha cannot carry herself, ja?

MEDIC: Perhaps you have been suffering from ze stress? I know a few of ze serapeutic massage techniques if you vould like to drop by ze infirmary later, hmm?

HEAVY: Sorry Doktor, have tings to do!

MEDIC: Vell OKAY zen.

MEDIC: Dummkopf did not even touch his sandvich.

SPY: Really, Docteur? Offering him a massage? Very subtle.

MEDIC: Ach! Spy! Do you vant somezing or are you just here to make my life even more <i>miserable</i> zan usual?

SPY: Relax, monsieur, I only wish to have a little chat.

MEDIC: Fine, Herr Spy. I'll have you know zat massage is a perfectly legitimate treatment for ze reduction of stress. I am not attempting anyzing perverse.

SPY: Oh please. Everyone suffers from "stress" in zis line of work. What you are doing is doting on zat gigantic fat sack of lard.

MEDIC: Do you have a point, Spy?

SPY: Ze point? Only zat, on and off ze battlefield, you follow ze man around like a little lost puppy. You use your medical knowledge to make special healing sandwiches only for him, and it will be a cold day in hell before you are fighting by his side and someone else gets one of your ubercharges.

SPY: And don't zink I didn't see you last night, getting completely piss drunk and "accidentally" falling into his arms like a bashful schoolgirl!

MEDIC: I no longer vish to have zis conversation. Good day, sir.

SPY: Ohohohon, but you cannot leave now, Docteur! I am only just getting to ze best part!

MEDIC: Vhich is?

SPY: Only zat zis whole situation is hilarious because you have probably deluded yourself into zinking zat he returns your affections.

You do realize he is not actually declaring his love for you when you heal him during battle, yes? Ze halfwit simply lacks ze English vocabulary to express himself properly.

SPY: And really, why would you expect such a strapping specimen of rugged masculinity to be capable of such feelings for another man? I expect he is so despondent as he is pining away for some pretty little girl somewhere.

SPY: And really, even if he was an 'omosexual, do you honestly zink he would go for some shriveled up old Nazi wiz a face like an eel, who reeks of chloroform and probably can't even get off wizzout jabbing a needle into zomeone?

MEDIC: Herr Spy, I have had quite enough, zank you!

MEDIC: Oh, and anozzah sing! You had better pray zhat you don't need to come to my infirmary any time soon, because if I get my hands on you I vill cut you into little pieces and sew zem back togezzah and I vill not even give you ze dignity of respawn until you shamble out onto ze battlefield looking like somezing assembled by Herr Frankenstein himself!

SPY: Ahohon...personal hero of yours, I take it?

MEDIC: Ugh! I do not have time for zis scheiße!

SPY: Hahahaha! Priceless!

Keep going with this story.

Wow, Spy's a dick!

... I love it. Do go on.

>>2236
THAT SPY'S A TROLL
captcha says: jizikn

>>2237
I will if you keep going with Reunion. (Please find poor Pyro boohoo)

Also, obligatory Doctor's Sack porn intermission.

>>2265


With that as the theme, I'd think teabagging would somehow be involved. Can't say I'm disappointed, mind you.

>>2266

That can also be arranged.

Okay here we go again

SCOUT: Damn, Spook, didn't hear what you were sayin' but you really pissed the Doc off good. I'm impressed!

SPY: Oh Scout, I am playing ze most delicious mind games with zese simpletons!

SPY: Ah, but you will understand zese things when you are older. Much like what I do wiz your mozzer!

SCOUT: Uh, wait, I thought it was the BLU Scout's mom you were foolin' around with.

SPY: Oh for ze last time, Scout, ze man is your clone! His mozzer is your mozzer!

SCOUT: Uh, wait.

SCOUT: You're doin' it with my Ma?!?

SPY: Oh, not zis again.

>>2268

lawl...

Honestly, he's probably using the ice pack to keep his brain from overheating, with all the attention his Heavy is giving him right now.

>>2268
I heard Heavy's "om nom nom" in my head as I saw this. I love the dear way he's looking up at Medic.

Oh god I can't stop making porn

I think I have a problem.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

But mostly up Medic's ass.

>>2299
Time Lord English is credit to team!

>>2300

He's making that face again. That porno face. It's the reason I can't stop making porn, either.

oops more story happened.

ANNOUNCER: You've failed!

MEDIC: Velcome to ze "Ve Lose Vonce Again" Fest!

SOLDIER: As much as I hate to admit it, our resident Nazi is right!

SOLDIER: I don't even think I need to say how badly you sorry excuses for INVERTEBRATES have let your team and myself down today!

SCOUT: So uh, why are you sayin' it then?

SOLDIER: You! Drop and give me fifty!

SCOUT: Pfff, fuck this, I'm goin' to my room.

SOLDIER: DO NOT THINK I WILL NOT WRITE YOU UP FOR INSUBORDINATION, PRIVATE!

DEMO: Aye, leave th'lad alone. The BLU feller wot looks like me blew 'im up three times t'day!

SOLDIER: I'll deal with you later, Scotty!

SOLDIER: And as for you, Sputnik, your performance today was by far the worst! I never thought I'd see a big strapping beast like you moping around my battlefield like somebody spilled tea on his prettiest party dress!

MEDIC: Ach, give ze man a break. He has not been feeling so vell lately.

SOLDIER: Butt out, Eva, your trained bear can defend himself!

MEDIC: Vell I...

HEAVY: He is right, Doktor. I have brought shame upon whole team.

MEDIC: Heavy...

SOLDIER: That's right, Russkie, and don't you forget it!

HEAVY: Vill not happen again, Soldier.

SOLDIER: That's what I want to hear! All of you maggots are dismissed! And I expect you all out front at 0500 sharp tomorrow for some training!

SNIPER: That man is a right grotty wanker.

DEMO: Aye, no kiddin'.

SPY: Can I have a word with you, fat man?

HEAVY: Nyet, go avay, Spy. Have had enough of you.

SPY: Oh, please, I just want to give you a word of advice. Your ridiculous pining is killing us out zere. Forget your silly obsession wiz ze Kraut and go back to fucking your gun.

HEAVY: Vhat?! I do not do such tings to Sascha! She is like child to me!

HEAVY: She does not even have anywhere to...

HEAVY: DAAEEEEEUUGH! You are sick SICK man, Spy!

SPY: Apologies, but how am I to know where your perversions end?

HEAVY: Vhat is dat, Sascha? Ve should kill him vhere he stands?

HEAVY: Good idea!

SASCHA: *vvvvrrrrrhhhhh*

SPY: Oh, merde....

Still deserves it.

Hooray for more story!

One crit I need to give, and I notice that most gmod creators seem to do this, is that you're pulling the characters' eyes fully open when posing their faces, which gives them a slightly manic look. By default, most of the characters' eyelid sliders are set partway, which makes their eyes look more realistic- we don't pull our eyes fully open under normal circumstances, either. I know nothing about the sort of flexibility GMod gives you with the characters' facial sliders, as a caveat... for all I know, there isn't an option to edit their expressions to this degree.

I've attached a picture showing the Medic's head in the Source model viewer to better show what I'm talking about. I hope you don't mind, and I really do enjoy the stuff you're doing.

>>2351

Yeah, there's actually a problem with Garry's Mod where you can't close the upper eyelids on the regular TF2 models. It's fixed with Rebbacus' models but I can't do everything with nude and shirtless dudes (well okay I could but uh).

Eventually I'll learn how to recompile models and fix them myself. Bleh.

>>2351
The defaults ragmodels didn't have the upper eyelid, only rebb's naked/shirtless have it.

Well, that explains the bug eyes.... what a pain! I guess that someone extra-diligent will probably think of doing modified models with the eyelids restored.

Because they are totally Ren and Stimpy:
http://www.spike.com/video/ren-stimpy-uvula/2473322

Noticed too late that Heavy's thumb is clipping through the mattress. Darnit.

>>2431

Glad I'm not the only one who sees this.