Spy: Oh! Why good afternoon, bushman~ I deed not expect to see you here.

Sniper: ...

SHUNK

"AAAAH!"

SPLOOOSH

(I forget when this turned from just stupid nudie posing into an even stupider thing, but.)

Demo: *laughing uncontrollably*
Engie: *sighs*

Demo: Ohh, Heavy owes me twenty for tha’ one! Ahahahah…
Pyro: Yh knhh, thhs ihh gttnh ‘mbrussnh.

Engie: I know, I know… He’ll figure it out eventually.

>>794
I LIKE THIS. A LOT.

>decide to make some TF2 porn for a friend
>ask friend what pairing she wants
>friend says she doesn't know
>ask friend to give me two random numbers
>friend gives me 5 and 8
>look up team lineup, Heavy and Sniper are 5th and 8th
>tell friend I'm now making Heavy/Sniper
>friend doesn't like fat, balding men, thus does not like Heavy pairings



>make it anyway

dealwithit.jpg

Decided to add Medic later, since we're both pretty big on Medic/Sniper and I felt just a little bad for not making something she liked. I regret nothing, though.

Oh no, more porn.

I have way too much fun posing Spy's legs.

>>902
>>903
SEHR GUT
>>901
My friend says the same thing. I tell him, think of Heavy as a giant cuddly Russian bear.

>>902
This is pleasing to me.

>>918
Heavy's definitely got the size kink thing going for him, that's for sure.

Anyway, I'm glad you guys like this stuff. I was kinda nervous about posting at first because aaaaaaaaaaaa but since I haven't been told to GTFO yet, I guess I'll keep uploading crap.

Engineer's just nervous here because he thinks someone's gonna see 'em. Like that's gonna...

... oh.

Scout's probably never going to go back into the BLU base again. Ever.

So when I was posing Engie's arm in this one, I ended up dropping it at one point and his hand got stuck on his hip and did this. It was so gay, I had to get a screencap.

... Sassgineer, anyone?

>>927
the pun, uh, is it because it's on cp_well?
also, if it weren't for the public nature of my computer, i'd make that my wallpaper.