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>>49 OH REALLY. JUST A SECOND YEAR MATHS UNDERGRAD? Oh see my sad face.

>>48 Also, much sad face. Also agree with anon that you will do just fine and if you die in the process it will be for a good cause.

I am enjoying academic TF2 chan waaaaay more than I ought to be.

while we are all here I have another suggestion. Reasonably TF2-y

So if you'll allow me to be long winded for a tick: Yours truly plays paintball. Competitively. I am what you might call a 'Sniper' in so much as one might be able to 'snipe' in paintball. However I am a very small person and one day our front was feeling unwell. I was asked if I could fill in. (Front would be more like your Scout) However I swear to GOD my fronting is like a wicked curse.

The first time I fronted I skidded across grass and ripped open my knees. The second time I pretty well lived in my room being so sore I couldn't move. Recently the British hospital system called my school to tell them I couldn't walk properly.

This NEVER happens when I play back. The stupid thing is I enjoy playing front? But this girl I know who plays on our Speedball team is just brilliant when it comes to fixing injuries. She's a pro masseuse.

Okay so there's the longwinded storytime which prolly makes the request seem lame by comparison. So. The idea is thus: Scout injures himself spectacularly on the battlefield. Nothing broken but he's obviously wounded. Horrible skinned knees to the awful point where putting on a pair of trousers is evil and hurty, wrenching pain from doing something as simple as moving his leg.

He thus goes to Medic who sends him off to Sniper who is fucking brilliant in the art of massage. This leads to sexy times