Sniper, Spy and Scout are the most attractive characters in the game. FALSE, my good sir. I happen to think Engineer suits my tastes more than anyone else. Soldier and Medic would be a close second. The real reason why this hardly happens is this: who the fuck would mess with Heavy? Who would try to kidnap him? HOW the fuck would they transport him? By a crane? By a helicopter? I can see Scout being easy to lift, and the same with Sniper and Spy, but transporting, like, 500 pounds of raw muscle and pushin' cushion would be a fucking hassle. And, again, WHO THE FUCK WOULD MESS WITH HEAVY. Heavy's not getting off easy, though. He has fucking Medic to worry about (I can hardly count the number of fanfics where he was disemboweled or some shit by Medic), so it's not fair to say he doesn't have his share of the pain. Just sayin'.