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Hey guys, this is my first TF2 fanfiction. I always feel that when I've enjoyed something so much I have to give something back. I was honoured to have Teratomarty beta it for me. Thanks man!

The pairing is Scout/Heavy.

Enjoy!

*


It happened halfway between the forts. Scout had been running high on exhilaration with the enemy’s intel strapped securely to his back. Bullets thudded behind his heels, but he was well in the clear before the opposing Heavy’s minigun could reach him in time.

Routine stuff really.

He had just made it past the bridge and now only had the homestretch to go. A rocket whistled past his head and exploded in a fiery ball of death rattling the ground beneath him. The doorway of his home base loomed ahead and it wouldn’t be long before his team would be slapping him on the back and congratulating him on a job well done. It was all in a days work for a badass like Scout.

A smirk crept across his face at that thought. He couldn’t help it that he was fucking amazing.

It could have been a slight misstep, or maybe just the wear-and-tear of an active lifestyle, but for whatever reason Scout’s left asscheek clenched in a split second of unbelievably mind-numbing pain.

“Arrrghh!” Scout skidded to his knees. All thoughts of securing the intelligence had been temporarily forgotten as he clutched at his throbbing backside. The briefcase was flung off his back during the commotion, hitting the ground with a thud several feet from his position. White pieces of paper drifted around his head and were littered across the dusty battlefield.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck!” He hissed. Already he could hear the angry shouts of his teammates asking in their own colourful vocabularies why exactly he was taking this unauthorized timeout. Right now though he was preoccupied with what had just happened to his ass.

Now, Scout was no stranger to pain. He had been maimed and mutilated in a whole manner of inventive ways, but he couldn’t recall this happening before. At first he thought he might have been shot. His hand clutched at his pants, but he didn’t feel the tell-tale warmth of blood from a bullet wound. It was almost as if something had snapped inside of him. Like he had actually broken his ass.

Unfortunately that was all the time Scout had to ponder this unusual incident. The BLU Heavy was close enough now to bear down on him. He didn’t take the time to question why the enemy was kneeling, completely exposed on the battlefield. Instead he bellowed his warcry “Leetle man is baby!” and unleashed an expensive volley of bullets onto the grounded Scout.

In the haze of respawn, as his gibs were pieced back together thanks to unspeakably complex mathematical equations, Scout put his jumbled thoughts back into place. He was just as pissed off as he was the moment his innards were minced by gunfire.

It was a marvel of science, really.

*


“Can you explain just what kind of a sorry performance that was today, maggot?!”

“For the last time, I told you. Something hit me in the ass, JEEZE!”

The debriefing was not going well. Scout’s throat was getting hoarse defending himself. To make matters worse, for some reason respawn hadn’t completely eliminated the twinge in his muscle. He had to resist the urge to rub his butt in front of all his teammates.

“Non, let us hear the boy out.” Spy smirked with the usual cigarette hanging from his lips. “Do go on Scout. Tell us exactly what ‘appened to your ‘ass’.” The rest of the team looked towards Scout expectantly.

Scout puffed his chest out in an effort to contain his mounting fury. Clearly no one was going to take him seriously. Whatever, he didn’t have time for this bullshit anyway. “Okay, fuck you guys. I’m outta here.” He turned on his heel to leave. Unfortunately Scout made the mistake of putting too much weight on his left leg. To his horror, pain bolted down his backside in a series of well-timed muscle spasms. He caught himself on the doorframe panting, and effectively ruining his dramatic exit.

A round of snickering rose up in the boardroom. Slouching against a doorframe clutching his ass like a chucklenut wasn’t doing anything for his bad-boy image. Everyone was looking at him with a mixture of amusement and derision. Everyone except for the Heavy Weapons Guy, who had an odd frown across his face.

He salvaged the last of his dignity to flip everyone off before he limped away to the infirmity. Maybe the Doc could figure this out before the humiliation forced him to resign.

*

“So just say it Doc, what’s wrong with me?”

Scout was trying to hide his embarrassment by burying his face in his folded arms. It was bad enough that he had to lie stomach down on one of the examination benches with his pants down to his thighs, but the Medic’s insensitive commentary really was the icing on the cake.

“It is ironic that ze biggest pain in ze bottom should have one of his own, ja?” He chuckled as his own joke and continued to press his gloved fingers into Scouts firm gluteus muscle, trying to determine the source of this injury.

“Haaa, shit!” Scout rose up slightly when Medic’s cool digits pressed into a particularly sore spot. “Jesus! What the hell are you doin’ back there?”

“How interesting,” Medic murmured to himself as his fingers splayed out across warm flesh, exploring the contours of the muscle beneath the skin.

Scout groaned.

“Does it hurt vhen I do this?” He took hold of Scout’s leg and lifted it up, stretching Scout’s ligaments whilst keeping a hand firmly on the young man’s buttocks.

“It hurts like shit!” Scout gripped the sterile white blankets of the examination table trying not to shriek like a little girl. “Just fuckin’ tell me what’s wrong, ya crazy Kraut.”

The Medic let Scout’s leg drop none to gently and tsk’d as he made a note on his clipboard. “Now, now Scout. It vould hardly be proper medical conduct if ve vere not thorough.” To punctuate his point, Medic slapped a hand down on Scout’s exposed rear.

Scout yelped in protest and threw a glare over his shoulder. He grabbed his pants and squirmed to get them back over his hips. He wasn’t going to provide the doctor with any more opportunities to molest him. As soon as the elastic was comfortably snug around his waist, he swung his legs over the side of the bed, making sure to favor his weight on his right side. He gave an experimental flex, and like a poorly oiled machine the unsettling discomfort once again flared up in his backside. He let his guard down enough to stare at the doctor in anguish. He was the team’s Scout. What use would he be in this condition?

Medic must have sensed the boy’s consternation, because he sighed and lowered his glasses to look at the young man. “Okay Herr Scout. You have an extremely stressed gluteus muscle. It is a common condition amongst athletes. Ze Iliopspoas muscle becomes contracted and effectively limits movement of ze limb. I hear it is quite painful!”

Scout scratched his head as he listened to the Doctor’s unnecessarily cheerful explanation, most of it gibberish to his ears. “Alright so, enough of the mumbo jumbo Doc. Just zap me with that gun of yours or whatever.”

“Scout, if you mean for me to treat your condition with ze medi-gun, I am afraid zhat vould be ineffectual.”

“Waddaya mean? I’ve seen you put fuckin’ arms back together with that thing! Just zap me already.”

“Oh! I see. You are a doctor now too?” The Medic was putting on a new pair of gloves, making sure to slap the latex in satisfaction. “Ze medi-gun can only restore your body to its previous condition. Vhat you have, dear Scout, is a chronic injury zhat has most likely been developing for years. Zhere is no quick fix solution. As I am sure you have already discovered, Respawn vill not mend it eizer. Du dummer Junge! Please do not look at me like that.”

“So that’s it then? I’m gonna have a busted ass forever.” Scout rolled his leg in his joint, testing the limitations of movement. Scout could already feel the emotion rising in his chest. Running was really all he had to put his name to. If he couldn’t run, well, that was the end of the line for Scout.

“Is that vhat I said?” Medic threw his arms up in frustration. “You have a tight muscle. All you need to do is stretch it vunce a day. It may be tedious, ja, but it is not fatal. You vill recover. Until then I shall prescribe you with some pain medication.”

While Scout was left to ponder this, Medic pulled out a drawer and retried a bottle of pills. “Okay,” he rattled the container. “Vun for you und vun for me. Haha! That is a little joke of mine.”

Scout didn’t laugh.

*

Stretching. Really? Scout’s mind drifted back to the days he was on the senior league team back in Boston. His coach used to make them complete a militant warm-up session before practice. He always thought it was pointless. Why waste valuable time doing squats and lunges in a field when they could be playing ball?

Now upon reflection, as he groaned under the strain of his tightening muscle, maybe it wasn’t so stupid.

He swore as he pushed his weight further into the stretch. His leg was hoisted on a chair while he grabbed his foot and pulled it towards himself. His hamstring was at its limit. He panted. He had to do this every day? For how long?! Scout pulled out of the stretch and kicked the chair away in frustration.

Scout had never been known for his patience.

He paced across his room, rubbing that particularly sore part of his butt tenderly. What a joke. He’d once taken a crit-rocket to the chest, but a tight muscle was what was going to undo him? When he had finally worn himself out with self-pity, he slumped onto the bed to stare at the cracked ceiling. Fan-fucking-tastic.

It wasn’t long before he heard the tell-tale rap of knuckles against his door. Hoisting himself to his feet, he approached the door suspiciously and opened it a fraction to peer out. He had half been expecting to see Spy with some flimsy excuse to continue his gloating, but was surprised to see the Heavy, towering over him with a strangely timid expression.

“Yeah, waddaya want?” Scout asked raising an eyebrow.

“I… spoke to Doktor today. You have problem with behind, yes?”

This immediately rubbed Scout the wrong way. “Oh so you want an update on my ass? Well here’s an update for ya; fuck you!” At that he slammed the door shut. Couldn’t a guy suffer in peace around here?

He stormed back to his bed, kicking detritus of magazines and dirty clothes out of the way, ignoring the persistent knocks that followed after him. “I told ya man, I don’t wanna talk about it. Knock it off!”

Not one to be discouraged, Heavy cracked the door open to watch Scout slump on his bed with more care than usual. He opened the door wider until his massive body filled the space and ignored the heated glares that Scout was sending his way. “I might have solution for leetle man.”

Scout perked up at this, but was still suspicious enough to reserve his enthusiasm. He was learning quickly that if something appeared too good to be true, it usually was. He leaned back on his elbows and looked up to survey the large man under the brim of his cap. “Last I checked rooski, you ain’t a doctor. What can you do for me?”

To Scout’s astonishment, Heavy looked abashed. This was no mean feat for a 400 pound man. He watched as the Russian fished a crumpled piece of paper out from his back pocket and handed it to the perplexed young man.

“What the hell is this?”

“Is qualifications. Back home was what you call ‘masseur’. I am very good if you trust.” He cracked his knuckles in an unsettling way.

Scout folded out the paper, which was yellow with age. It looked official enough, apart from being written completely in Cyrillic. He looked back up at the Heavy and his imagination was suddenly bombarded with imagery of this enormous bald man rubbing him up and down in lavender oil, wearing nothing but a nurse’s outfit.

He only just held back an incredulous guffaw and handed the certificate back to Heavy. “You can’t be serious?”

“Was important skill back home. Body is like machine, must be maintained.” He folded the paper tenderly and slipped it back in his pocket. “If you want I can help. Is no problem.” He grinned at Scout, clearly very confident in himself.

“Ahh,” Scout only had to think about it for a second, “no.”

Heavy’s face fell, but he persisted. “If leetle man is sore then is no credit to team. I can fix easily. Is like maintaining Sasha. Needs repair every so often.”

“Okay man,” Scout leaned over to try and explain to this man why exactly he wouldn’t want an obese Russian man rubbing him everywhere. “I really don’t think that’s gonna work. I have some exercises; the doc gave me some pills. It’s cool.”

The Heavy hovered hesitantly in the doorway. He was sharp enough to know a rebuff when he heard one. “Well, if ever you change mind, I am always here. Hope you are ready for battle tomorrow.”

“Yeah okay, whatever.” He waited until Heavy closed the door before he plonked his head down on the pillow with a sigh. That was probably the strangest thing that had ever happened to him. The Heavy, a genuine certified masseur. Seriously?

He thought about how Heavy would meticulously clean his weapons every night. If Sasha was ever nicked or scratched he would borrow equipment from Engineer to buff and polish it feverishly until you could see your face in the painfully shiny metal. It was excessive in Scout’s opinion. He tilted his head and looked at his prized Sandman resting against the far wall. It had a thick crack right down the centre that was only held together by a piece of flimsy duct tape. It still worked fine.

Scout looked back at the ceiling and unconsciously rubbed his side. Yeah, he’d be okay…


Scout didn’t know what the Doc had given him, but it was freaking potent. The instructions on the bottle said to take one every six hours. Scout didn’t want to take any chances with this throbbing pain in his ass, so he had swallowed four. He swayed from side to side strangely detached from reality while the team stood in the re-supply room waiting for the battle to begin. As nice as it felt, somewhere in the hazy recess of his brain he knew that it might interfere with his performance today.

Scout wasn’t the only one to notice this. Engineer tilted his helmet back with his thumb curiously as he watched the kid slowly nodding in and out of consciousness. “You right there boy? Somethin’ seems different about you today.”

“Hey, I’m fine okay. Get off my fre-freakin’ back.” Scout slurred. He swaggered a little to far to the left and had to catch his fall with his baseball bat.

The Medic interrupted this scene with a cough, “I have simply given Herr Scout something to alleviate his symptoms. However, slight drowsiness can be a side effect.”

“Slight?” Engineer asked incredulously as he watched Scout’s eyes droop shut.

Medic waved his hand, “it is only temporary. He vill be more zhan capable vhen we start.” He eyed Scout suspiciously, “zhat is if he has taken it correctly.”

“Mission begins in 60 seconds.”

Everyone in the room was now looking at Scout. If the Boston boy wasn’t drugged to the eyeballs, he might have felt self-conscious about it.

“I’ve seen drunken wallabies more alert than he is. He bloody better not cost us the battle, that’s all I’m saying.” Sniper adjusted his aviators and looked forward with cold hard determination.

Scout was going to throw an insult Sniper’s way, but before the words had even formed in his mouth he had forgotten what was happening. Hey, this room was really white wasn’t it? It sort of reminded him of fluffy clouds and sheep. Woo, lying down would be pretty awesome right about now.

The siren signaling the start of battle blared. Scout was usually the first to push forward, but today he simply stood there as hazy blurs rushed past him, leaving him alone and confused in that cold white room.

He slowly cocked his scattergun and stumbled forward. It was going to be a long day.

*

“Yo Snipes, what’s up?”

Startled, Sniper looked around to find a slightly inebriated Scout climbing into his lookout. He leaned away as the boy approached. “Bloody hell, you’re bleedin’ everywhere.”

“Huh?” Scout looked down to discover his shirt was drenched in blood and was now dribbling down his pants onto the grimy wooden floor beneath him. He must have taken a few bullets to the gut on his way over here. Somehow, it didn’t seem to concern him. “Aw, that’s nothin’. I like, don’t even feel it. What are you doin’ anyway?”

“I’m trying to win a war, and I don’t know if you’ve noticed but the other team is giving our backsides a wallop. Go find Medic and leave me alone.” Sniper turned back to the window to watch the chaos of the battlefield through his rifle scope.

“C’mon, ya don’t have to be a total asshole.” Scout attempted to punch Sniper on the shoulder good-naturedly, instead he misaimed and landed chest first on the Australian, smearing blood all over his leather vest. Scout gave some snorting laughs, finding this hysterically funny.

Sniper was inclined to disagree and pushed Scout away in disgust.

“Listen mate, you clearly ain’t fit for this fight. Go and wait in the infirmary before you completely cock things up for the rest of us.”

Scout had stopped listening to Sniper, instead distracted by the shiny bullet cartridges strapped to his front. He slumped down on a crate, trying to get a grip on his foggy mind. Oblivious to how obviously he was irritating Sniper, he began to chatter inanely. His hands flicked speckles of blood around when he gesticulated.

Sniper growled, dividing his attention between providing cover fire for his team and thinking of a way to forcibly remove of this pest. He heard some shrieks down near the bridge and realised that their Medic was now strewn in little pieces, courtesy of a sticky bomb. It was something that might have been avoided if he had been focusing on the battle and not preoccupied with an obnoxious brat.

“-So then I said, if it’s runnin’ you better go catch it. Haha!”

That was it. He turned around to grab Scout by the collar. “Roight, listen you little mongrel, I’ve had it up to here with you. Get back down there before I shoot you prope-”

Scout never did find out what Sniper was going to do. Sniper had left himself exposed long enough for the enemy Sniper to take a perfect headshot, and was now lying lifeless in a puddle of blood decorated with fragments of skull and bits of brain matter.

Scout blinked at this unexpected turn of events. Now who was he going to talk to?

He sat for a few more moments listening to the distant din of mayhem outside until the Respawn system picked up on Sniper’s body and it slowly faded from sight. Oh well. You win some you lose some. He picked himself up and wandered back over to the hatch. Maybe Demoman wanted some company.

*

It wasn’t just the physical pain that came into sharp focus as the medication wore off; Scout also had to deal with the reality of his actions on the battlefield, not to mention the eternal shame he had earned because of it.

Fucking up for one battle was bad enough, but twice was unforgivable.

“The bloody lad got me blown tae smithereens!”

“I do believe they stole our intelligence five times. ‘Ow can we even show our faces in ze next round?”

“Mmmpphh mmphh mmmrr!”

Scout sunk into his seat, pulling his hat over his eyes. It didn’t help. He could still feel the collective intensity of seven and a half pairs of angry eyes boring into him.

The team was once again in the boardroom. The theme of the meeting today was their repeated failures and how it may or may not have been entirely Scout’s fault. Soldier was hard enough to handle in a good mood. After a solid half-hour of yelling, head smacking and degrading with the occasional interjection from another teammate, he was finally beginning to wrap up his demoralizing speech. Scout was ready to hang himself.

“This is the final straw private. If you are not in ship-shape condition by oh six hundred tomorrow you can consider yourself dishonorably discharged. Do I make myself clear!?”

Scout nodded mutely, ignoring the rain of spittle that flew from the Soldier’s mouth.

“Tomorrow I’m expecting to see a team of MEN, ladies. Meeting adjourned!”

One by one each of the disgruntled team members filtered out of the room. Scout kept his cap down because he couldn’t bear to look anyone in the eye just yet. He was rolling over his options in his mind, and it was looking more and more likely that tomorrow could be his last day at 2Fort, unless some miracle intervened.

Finally the room was quiet, so he slowly rose from his chair to leave. He almost didn’t notice the Heavy was still sitting across from him. His broad arms were crossed and his wide face etched in a frown.

“Leetle man was not credit to team today.”

Scout took of his cap to run a hand through his hair. He was too tired to be angry anymore. “Yeah, I get it okay. I suck. Are we done yet?”

Heavy closed his eyes and hummed thoughtfully. “I can still fix problem. Come to Docktor’s office tonight. I will prepare everything.”

The very nature of Scout’s personality meant that he was ingrained to automatically reject this, but a day of failure had worn his defenses down. Right now he just felt drained. If tomorrow really was going to be his last day then what the hell did he have to lose? Why not let a fat Russian guy rub him up? Great idea.

He heaved a sigh and looked Heavy in the eyes. “Okay fine. But I don’t want any funny business or I’ll break your skull in, ya hear?”

“Da,” agreed Heavy, and then chortled. “Leetle baby man will be good as new tomorrow.” He stood up, walked over to Scout and slapped a friendly hand on his shoulder, nearly crippling the boy. “Eight o’clock in Doktors office. Bring towel.”

Scout watched him lumber out of the room. He was suddenly not so sure what exactly he had gotten himself into. “Wait a minute,” He wondered, looking towards the door “Why do I need a freakin’ towel?”

*

Scout paced the hall a few times before he summoned the courage to enter the office. He was mortified to discover that Heavy had gone to the effort of lighting candles and had strategically placed them around the room, creating warm shadows to flickers across Medic’s desk and filing cabinets. It was almost enough to make him walk straight back out.

“What the hell is this shit?” He waved a hand at the closest candle, which was dripping wax onto Medic’s polished oak desk.

Heavy, who had been preoccupied with his preparations, turned around when he heard Scout. He was dressed in a white singlet top that showcased the full expanse of his muscular arms. It was an odd sight since he never usually seen unequipped without his ammunition belt. “Ah Scout! You have arrived! Are you ready to start?”

“No really man, what are the fagsticks for?”

“Oh,” The Heavy perked. “Is for creating mood.” He wiggled his fingers like that explained everything, “important that you are relaxed. Is necessary for proper massage.”

“Maybe if I were in the mood for a satanic ritual. Blow em out.”

Although he looked disappointed, Heavy conceded. With a thumb and finger he pinched out each of the flames, he then motioned towards the makeshift massage table slightly more disgruntled than earlier. “If you are happy now we can start. Take off clothes and lie down.”

Scout hesitated. He fiddled with the towel slung over his shoulder and looked between Heavy and the table in the centre of the room. “Do I have to take off ALL my clothes, cuz, y’know, that’s kinda…”

“Is necessary.” Heavy then chuckled in his deep voice. “Leetle Scout is shy! Do not worry. We are both men here.”

That was exactly Scout’s problem, although he didn’t say it. Breathing deeply, he stripped as quickly as he could, making sure to wrap the towel around his waist before he could be exposed for too long. He hoisted himself up onto the table and lay belly down, trying not to think to hard about what was actually happening here.

“So, if ready to begin. Tell me where you feel sore most?”

“Well uh,” Scout turned his head to the side, more comfortable looking at the far wall than the large man beside him. “I guess over here.” He waved his hand over his left asscheek, hoping that was specific enough for the Russian.

“Ah, is common problem. When I am done you will feel like new man!”

Scout breathed out, and hoped this would be over sooner rather than later.

The Heavy reached over to the far table and retrieved a bottle of viscous yellow liquid. He poured a small amount into his large hands and began to slowly rub them together. “Is cooking oil,” he admitted, “not so many supplies to work with.”

“Nah, that’s great,” muttered Scout, still focusing on the far wall. “I’ve always wanted to smell like a deep fryer. No problem.”

He jumped a little when he first felt warm slick hands touch his back. He wasn’t sure what he had been expecting, but the surprisingly gentle touch was a welcome relief. Heavy was only using his thumbs at first, starting at the top of Scout’s neck and moving in slow concentric circles down his spine.

“Uuurrgg.” Scout squirmed. He didn’t know how this was going to cure his ass, but it sure felt nice. He had half expected, knowing Heavy’s strength, that this might be a brutal affair. After all, he had seen those same hands crush bones like chalk. It was amazing how well the large man could hold back when he wanted to.

The fingers were now working on his shoulder blades, digging in with just enough pressure to elicit another groan from Scout. Fuck, this felt amazing. The fingers trailed dangerously close to the edge of Scout’s towel, and Scout didn’t even care. Heavy was giving some extra attention to this area, kneading and stretching the skin, soothing aches and pains that Scout didn’t even know he had. Scout could have melted into the table.

“Scout is very tense. Too much running for tiny body to take.”

“Haaa, auuurh.” Scout answered. His face contorted in bliss.

Bypassing the toweled area for now, Heavy moved on to Scout’s thighs, only pausing to re-oil his palms. Large hands glided down the skin, radiating warmth into Scout’s neglected muscles. He spent a good deal of time kneading the boy’s hamstrings, which over Scout’s lifetime had become has hard as cement.

Heavy’s gentle method was now giving way to a firmer touch. He used the strength necessary to penetrate the muscle and relieve the deep-rooted tension trapped under the hardened flesh.

Now they were walking fine line between pain and pleasure.

Scout gripped at the table and tried not to cry out. It was becoming a squeeze away from being unbearable. Heavy was kneading his calf muscles like Play-Doh, working his way up until he reached the arch of Scout’s tired feet. He relented the pressure when his thumbs caressed Scout’s heels almost lovingly, and Scout sagged in relief.

Perhaps if it was the extended period without human contact, or maybe just the inexperience of youth to blame but something was becoming increasingly apparent to Scout. And it was very, very unwelcome.

Scout moved slightly in discomfort, hoping to God that Heavy hadn’t noticed he had a painful erection trapped between his stomach and the table.

Fortunately it seemed that Heavy was preoccupied with Scout’s feet, rubbing his fingers between each toe. Kudos to Heavy for his attention to detail, but now Scout was wishing it wasn’t feeling quite so nice. A whine slipped from his mouth and he resisted the urge to clap a hand over his face.

“Okay,” Heavy said as he finished with Scout’s right foot. “Now it is time for real business.”

“Huh?” Was all Scout had time to say before Heavy grabbed the towel from his hips, and moved up to expose his bare ass.

Scout squeezed his legs together.

“This is source of pain, yes?” Heavy placed a warm oily palm on Scout’s left buttocks.

Scout nodded dumbly.

“Leetle man might want to hold on to something.” Heavy laughed when Scout stiffened and gripped the sides of the table for support. “Do not worry. You are in good hands. I am professional.”

“Okay,” Scout swallowed and mentally prepared himself for the fact that another man was about to grope his ass for the second time this week. “Good to know. Do what ya gotta do man.”

Just as he had done with his back and thighs, Heavy started gently on the left glute. Even though years of running had done Scout’s ass no disservice, it also meant the muscles were as hard as granite. It wasn’t long before thick thumbs were digging into the ridges that defined the muscle, searching for the spot that had caused all the trouble.

“Oh fuck, fuck, FUCK!” Scout bucked as Heavy pressed deep into the inflamed tendon. It hurt. It hurt beyond belief. But it was so, so satisfying. Scout choked out a sob and quickly pressed his hips back onto the table. Stars tingled in front of his eyes as Heavy eased up slightly.

“Hmm,” Heavy frowned, kneading the skin slowly. “Worse than thought. Might need second session.”

Scout wasn’t sure if he should be happy or horrified to hear this. He still didn’t know why his body was reacting this much. It wasn’t like he was attracted to this brute, jeeze! Scout guessed it was probably just because he hadn’t been touched so intimately in a long time. Or ever, actually.

All he knew is that he really, really didn’t want Heavy to get the wrong idea.

Each one of Heavy’s hands had taken a cheek, and was now rolling them in tandem, easing the soreness right out of Scout’s poor ass. Motherlicking Christ! Nothing had ever felt so good. Scout’s breathing was becoming increasingly shallow. Fuck, if he came on this massage table right now, he’d probably have to leave the compound area and shoot himself to save face.

Fortunately, Heavy was wrapping up this session. He had finally moved on from Scout’s bottom, carefully drawing the towel back in place, and was rubbing the boys back up and down in soothing strokes.

He stepped back and clapped his hands together, clearly satisfied with a job well done. “Doh hoho! Is done! How does baby Scout feel now?”

Scout could only lie on the table, motionless and speechless.

“Was good, yes? Scout should be fine for battle tomorrow.”

It didn’t appear to concern Heavy that Scout was incoherent. He moved away to wash his hands in the sink at the far end of the room, whistling cheerfully.

Scout continued to lie still, watching Heavy and waiting for his hammering heart to slow down. What had just happened here? It was like he had been shredded apart and put together in the best possible sense. He didn’t think he could ever look at Heavy in the same way. Beneath that dim exterior and that intimidating stature was a veritable God of touch. Who knew?

Heavy looked down at Scout, who still hadn’t moved from his position. The large man quirked an eyebrow and headed towards the door. “We are done for today. I will leave you be if promise to tidy room. Doktor will not be happy if you don’t.” He pushed the door open and looked over his shoulder. “Goodnight Scout. You will be in good form tomorrow. Promise.”
The door snapped shut and Scout finally breathed out.

Reasonably assured that Heavy wouldn’t return, Scout shakily sat up and threw his legs over the side of the table. Everything was in a strange dreamscape. His entire body felt like jelly and he nearly collapsed when his bare feet touched the ground.

With considerable effort he stumbled over to the door and made sure it was locked. The towel had slipped off his hips but he was beyond the point of caring. He braced himself against the wall and took a hold of his cock, hissing though his teeth at the touch.

His body was still covered in oil, so the entire affair was slick and fast. He came messily in his hand and for a long time could only lean against the wall panting and staring down with half lidded eyes at shaking hand which was now covered in sticky white fluid.

Eventually he composed himself enough to wipe himself down, and push the table to the back of the room. He unceremoniously threw the candles in the bin and collected his clothes. A slightly mystified Scout sighed again and flicked the lights off, before he headed off to take a long, cold shower.

Tomorrow was going to be an interesting day.
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>> No. 8874
FINALLY.

FINALLY somebody writes Engi as the crazy bastard I see him as.

You know its good when they beg Medic to save 'em. Also, something about what you wrote made me think of a TF2/Skyrim crossover with Medic as Sheogorath. "Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true? You've run a maze like a good little rat. But no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little.
>> No. 8875
I know, right? Evil Engie gets no love, and that's just a damn shame.
>> No. 8876
>>96

Wasn't that almost a month ago? The bump was today...
>> No. 8889
>>96 Yes I did read it a month ago, and there hasnt been an update of it since. I still dont get why this was bumped.
>> No. 8890
I, for one, am glad it was bumped. I missed the link last time, and now i get to read it!
>> No. 8910
Look at you guys. Bringing my hopes up and mashing them into the ground. Ow.
>> No. 10147
23
"I'm not exactly down with the Aussie lingo because that's a stereotype."

I laughed for days because this is hilarious.
>> No. 10441
Due to popular demand I've written a little more of Muscle Management. Yeah, I know, it's taken ages. I got a job and had stuff to do and blah blah blah... If its and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Smissmas.

Enjoy!

*

By early evening the rain had cleared. Scout's window was partially open and clear, crisp air drifted across him.

He rolled over on his bed with a groan, burying his face in his pillow. He knew he couldn't stay in his room forever. Eventually he'd have to face the day. He'd have to talk to his teammates, interact with Heavy, and pretend like he had never indulged in a homoerotic fantasy about the man. Scout pulled a blanket over his head and heaved another sigh.

It had been more than a day since their last 'session'. Scout could already feel a distant twinge in his backside, demanding more special treatment. He rubbed his ass with the flat of his palm, which did little to alleviate the irritation. He rolled over once more in frustration. How did Heavy make it look so easy?

After once last blink at his cracked ceiling, Scout finally mustered enough enthusiasm to hoist his legs over the edge of the bed. He sat there for a moment, tempted to just to flop back on his bed and forget the day. It was only until his stomach growled that he finally found the motivation to stand up.

It was an uneventful journey to the kitchen. Through the cheap plywood walls he could hear the sounds of his teammates embroiled in a poker game. Scout was relieved to have the distraction. He wasn't sure if he could explain his absence today, or if he could even face anyone just yet.

Dinner had come and gone. Scout was reduced to raiding the fridge for whatever leftovers that had survived the onslaught. It was an ordinary dinner of cold rib and pickle sandwiches. He chewed on it thoughtfully as he listened to the din of a heated argument in the neighbouring room. The poker game had clearly taken a downward turn. He ducked his head as a spray of bullets shot through the wall, scattering a plume of plaster across the rows of tables. The arguing was silenced, but only for the briefest of moments before it started up again, twice as passionate.

Deciding staying in the kitchen was more of a risk to his health and safety than he could be bothered with; he hastily wolfed down the rest of his meal. There was a large sign over the sink reading: 'Keep America Clean, Maggots! Wash Your Dishes'. Scout dumped his plate under it, adding to the already substantial pile, and headed back to his room.

Scout rubbed his stomach in satisfaction, feeling slightly less edgy with some food in his belly. He shoved his hands in his pockets as he walked down the empty hallway of the RED barracks. After so much time stationed here, almost all the mercenaries had customised their doors to give them a little more homely charm. Solider had ornamented his with long coils of barbed wire, which Sniper had discovered were electrified after one unfortunate night of inebriation and an urgently full bladder. Engineer had a reinforced steel door, keeping out any nosy busybodies, or (according to Demoman's theories) containing some unspeakable creation inside. The Spy at least had modicum of taste with an autographed pinup of a busty starlet in a bathing suit.

Save for a few bullet holes, there was only one door that remained as bare and plain as it was the day they had moved in. Scout passed it without thought, before hesitating and taking a step backwards to give it another look.

Heavy's room. Scout had never considered it before, but after recent events curiosity started to creep down his spine. Heavy was always so evasive about his personal life, and almost every conversation would lead back to the subject of heavy-duty artillery, sidestepping any personal details. What tantalising secrets to his past lay behind that door? The last few had certainly given Scout some food for thought. Distantly he could still hear the sounds of the raucous poker game. He'd have more than enough time to take a quick look around. Who would even notice?

He gripped the handle. For small moment an uncharacteristic flicker of guilt washed through him. Was it wrong to invade Heavy's privacy like this?

Not giving himself another chance for second thoughts, Scout slipped inside, shutting the door firmly behind him. He took a deep breath and turned to lay his eyes on this dark den of mystery.

"Aww," he muttered in disappointment. Heavy's room was unremarkable. It was understandably larger than Scout's, but unlike Scout's room, he didn't have to kick a path through mounds of soda cans and dirty shirts to walk across the floor. Instead, what little possessions Heavy did have were neatly arranged and kept in order. There was a chipped wooden desk with a large map of the USSR on the wall above it. A few writing utensils and an ink well sat on the polished wood. Beside the desk was a small bookshelf with a few well-worn books, with titles all printed in Cyrillic. They provided few hints to Heavy's salacious past.

Next to the extra large, military issue bunk, was perhaps the only item of interest in the room. Tentatively, Scout sidled up to the freshly polished minigun, carefully laid in a handcrafted cot of its own. Its surface gleamed with a sheen that only came with diligent maintenance. Even as its rotors lay dormant, Scout could almost hear the whirr of its engines warming up. His hand reached out, pulled by some magnetic force to this forbidden treasure.

"Yes!" He exhaled as his hand brushed the cool metal. A shiver of delight shot through him as he traced his fingers down the barrel of the gun. Heavy was unnaturally possessive over it, forbidding anyone to even look at it for longer than was necessary. So of course Scout had never wanted anything more in his life. He dared to move closer, curling his finger around the trigger. His own long face stare back from the reflective metal. "Pow" he whispered. "Pew, pew, pow!"

One click and creak later the door opened.

In his alarm, Scout tripped and fell head first over the mammoth weapon. His forehead smacked against the handle with a painfully loud 'clang'.

Comically straddled over the minigun, he blinked up in a daze.

Wearing a lime-green poker visor, and with his hand still gripped on the door handle, Heavy looked down at Scout in pure bewilderment.

Scout swallowed, knowing he would have been luckier if the fall had killed him.

A nanosecond later, he was slammed against the wall.

"You touched my gun!" Seethed Heavy as he pushed Scout further up the wall. Scout's feet dangled above the ground, kicking to find some traction.

Scout could feel his vertebra popping as Heavy's powerful fingers closed around his throat. He wheezed in a desperate attempt to explain himself. "Didn't…"

"Never. Touch. My. Gun."

Black spots danced in Scout's vision. He futilely tugged at the hand clasped around his neck. He could see Heavy gearing up a fist, taking aim to punch Scout's tiny skull into smithereens. Panic shot through him, and Scout used the last of his breath to gurgle out one final plea. "Accident… tripped… stop!"

Heavy squinted in suspicion. His fist still hovered in the air, but in an act of mercy he decided to give Scout the benefit of the doubt. His hand slackened, releasing the boy. Scout slid down the wall, gasping and coughing.

Scout had to take a minute just to clutch at his bruised neck and suck ragged breaths into his lungs. He glanced up to see Heavy towering over him, cracking his knuckles and eying him warily. This was far from a reprieve.

"You think you can come into my room and touch my things? What is the meaning of this?"

"I swear I didn't mean to! I just came lookin' for ya. Honest to God, cross my heart."

"You come looking for me and find Sacha? This is not so believable." Heavy took a step forward, fury gleaming in his eyes.

"It was an accident man. You gotta believe me!" Scout wracked his brain for a better excuse. He knew he had a very short window of opportunity before Heavy pulverized him. "My leg! It's acting funny again. I thought you could look at it! Oh god, please don't hit me!"

Heavy took swift steps forward. Scout squeezed his eyes shut, bracing for impact. He waited several excruciating seconds, and when the blow didn't come he cracked an eye open, wondering what the holdup was. He expected to find himself languishing in respawn. Instead he was still sitting in Heavy's room, watching as the man cradled the minigun in his arms. He muttered soothing words in his native tongue as he inspected the casing for damage.

Scout decided to take this as a cue to make his escape. He began to crawl away on his hands and knees, eager not to draw attention to himself. Before he could even reach the door a fist grabbed his collar and yanked him back. Heavy lifted him by the scruff of his neck until they were facing eye-to-eye.

"You are lucky, tiny man. I do not see scratches on Sacha. But, if you do this again, I will kill you. You understand, yes?"

Scout nodded dumbly.

"Good." Heavy lowered Scout to his feet. "Sit." He commanded.

Scout wordlessly obeyed. With no other option, he sat on the edge of Heavy's sturdy bed, waiting for the next instruction.

Heavy pulled a chair over and sat before Scout. A frown still crossed his face. "Give me your leg. I will fix this."

No knowing what else to do, Scout lifted his leg and let it rest on Heavy's thigh. The large man carefully peeled off his socks and shoes. He kept a grip on Scout's ankle and worked his free hand up Scout's leg, kneading his muscles through the material of his pants.

Scout's breath hitched, his excitement flaring just having Heavy's talented hands on him again. He watched with intrigue as Heavy used a circular motion with his thumbs, searching for the tension trapped in Scout's ligaments. It was only a cursory check-up and hardly the intense massage Scout had previously experienced, but Scout still Scout squirmed when Heavy's fingers moved closer to his pelvis. He now knew what those hands were really capable of, and he wanted more.

"Hey, uh, listen," Scout was slightly hesitant to engage Heavy in conversation. The large man was still in a sour mood, and most of his attention was focused on attending to Scout's malady. At the sound of Scout's voice he paused and raised a suspicious eyebrow. Scout pressed on, letting his desperation overrule his common sense.

"I was thinking. You ain't always going to be around to do this for me. I thought, maybe, I mean if it's no trouble, you could show me how to do it..."

Heavy frowned. "You want me to teach you this?"

Scout looked down at the dextrous hands that were currently wrapped around his hamstring, remembering with vivid clarity how intimately they had touched him. He looked up again, his decision unequivocal. "Yeah."

"This is very secret technique. I train for many years to lean these things. You think you can come in and expect me to just show them to you?"

"Uh, yeah?"

Heavy let go of Scout's leg and leaned back with crossed arms, scrutinizing the man.

Scout got the creeping sense that he had just said something very stupid. He gripped the bed sheets, trying not to feel like such a dumbass and decided now was a great time to do some backpedalling. "Whoa hey! Look, don't worry about it. Maybe I should just go. I've bugged ya enough. Forget I even said anything." He scooted to the edge of the bed, preparing to leave.

A large hand clapped down on his shoulder and pushed him back in place.

"Stay. I will show you something."

Scout froze, not quite believing what he was hearing.

Heavy rose from his seat and lumbered to the bookshelf on the adjacent wall. He trailed a finger across the worn spines until he stopped at a particular volume. He blew dust off the cracked cover before he returned to the bed. When he sat next to Scout the bedsprings groaned with his weight.

Scout slid down into the dip on the mattress. Their thighs nearly touched and he stiffened at the proximity. Heavy's stature seemed even more immense when he was this close.

"This," Heavy held up the weathered book so Scout could see. "This is training manual."

Scout blinked at the worn tome, not sure what to make of it. Reading wasn't exactly an interest of his.

Heavy must have sensed Scout's indifference because he gave a little chuckle and opened the first page. "Do not worry. It is mostly pictures."

He flipped through a few yellow pages, revealing intricate diagrams of the human body. Lines and circles crisscrossed an outline of a man and Scout was clueless to their meaning. The notations were all in Cyrillic, so Heavy stopped at certain pages to translate. "Here it is showing pressure points, they are connected in many ways. All bodies have them, even tiny bodies like yours. I use them on you to heal your leg."

Scout nodded, feigning understanding.

"Here," Heavy turned the page to show an illustration of an arm. There was a point on the wrist with several circles that radiated outwards from the mark. Before Scout could pull away, Heavy reached down and took a hold of his forearm. He turned Scout's palm upwards, mirroring the diagram. "Notice what I am doing."

Scout watched as Heavy began gently massage the taper of his wrist. His enormous hands practically engulfed Scout's arm. Scout would never have considered himself petite, but when he was close enough to compare, Heavy's bulk dwarfed him. The large man continued to work at the spot, gradually increasing pressure. Despite his reservations Scout watched on, deciding it wasn't worth offending Heavy by making a sceptical remark. He relaxed into the gentle touches, content to let Heavy do as he pleased.

It happened so quickly all Scout could do was squawk in surprise. It felt like a firecracker had been set off in his spine, and was now shooting stars of pleasure throughout his solar plexus. He arched his back from the intensity of the sensation, eyes wide in shock.

"You see," said Heavy, not taking his hands off Scout. "There are many ways to make a man feel good. But-" His touched changed. Now instead of a soothing rubbing motion, it became more aggressive. His fingers dug in deep, squeezing with uncomfortable pressure.

"Hey, what gives?" This was all Scout could say before white-hot pain knocked the breath out of him. What had once been waves of bliss had now been transformed into spindles of razor blades. It felt like they were rotating through him from the inside out, slashing every nerve he had. Scout nearly retched at the unbearable sensation. He yanked his arm away from Heavy, desperate to make it end.

Heavy leaned back with a sly smile. "This can also be used to harm. I have tortured many men this way."

Scout pressed his trembling arm against his chest, gaping at Heavy's casual demeanour. The pain had stopped, but his muscles continued to spasm from the memory of it. He couldn't believe he could feel so much pain with such a simple touch. "Fuck man," he panted, "that was amazing. Don't ever do it again!"

"It is okay. This is only demonstration. I save this for enemies, like cowardly spy. You do not need to worry unless you really make me angry." His eyes flickered to the minigun, which was now sitting safely in the far corner of the room.

Scout swallowed, getting the message loud and clear.

When Heavy was satisfied that Scout had recovered from his ordeal, he rolled back the sleeve of his own arm and presented it to Scout. "Here, now you try."

Scout looked down at the broad arm, not entirely sure if he had understood Heavy correctly. "Wait, you want me to do that to you?"

"You wanted to learn, didn't you?"

Scout didn't want to say that he intended to learn these skills for entirely selfish reasons. Using these techniques on himself in the privacy of his room was one thing. Applying them on a grown man three times his size was something entirely different.

Taking a deep breath, he tentatively wrapped his fingers around Heavy's thick wrists, trying as best he could to imitate what he'd seen. It was stupefying. He glanced at Heavy, hoping for a clue. "So, like this? Am I supposed to make it feel good, or what?"

"Close," Heavy placed he free hand over Scout's fingers, splaying them apart to cover more area. "Like this. My pulse, can you feel it?"

Scout's hand was trapped between the warmth of Heavy's wrist and his open palm. Faintly he could feel the rhythm of Heavy's steady heartbeat beating beneath his skin. "Yeah. Yeah, I can feel it."

"Good. Now, your fingers, move them like this."

Heavy guided Scout's digits over his pulse point, moving them in a gradual circular motion. When he was sure that Scout had the basics down, he pulled his hand away, letting Scout continue unassisted.

"Tiny man is doing well." Heavy's eyes fluttered shut in appreciation.

Scout was transfixed by the motions of his own hands and was amazed that he had the power to make someone feel that way. A tingle of delight shot through him knowing that he could reciprocate Heavy's skilled touches. A part of him wanted to trace his fingers down the rest of Heavy's arm. It bulged with muscle definition that his own body woefully lacked.

Unsettled by these urges, Scout extracted his hands from Heavy's wrist.

At the loss of Scout's touch, Heavy opened his eyes. His arm still hovered in the air, as if waiting for Scout to continue where he had left off. He hummed in thought. "Tiny Scout did well for a beginner. Did you want more practice?"

Scout looked away from Heavy, unsure what he wanted.
>> No. 10444
Oh mercy. I...I'll be in my bunk.
>> No. 10445
I... I...

there are no words for this. But I love this fic. I love you. Yourfic hit my kink for size differences dead center and proceeded to have it's way with it.

UNF!
>> No. 10446
I am quite pleased to see that this is still being updated. Thank you for gracing us with this lovely, slightly suggestive fiction, Banimal!
>> No. 10447
Words cannot describe the joy I feel
>> No. 10449
Oh, oh Banimal, OH.

I can't tell you how pleased I am with this update.

Oh, I just -- I really, really can't wait to read more of your sexy Heavy/Scout story.
>> No. 10450
I actually fist-pumped the air, when I discovered this was an actual update, and not just someone forgetting to sage.

Double fist-pumped at the actual chapter. Like it. Love it. Can't get enough of it.
>> No. 10452
I read this chapter on my phone at work last night. Do you have any idea how difficult it was to keep an appropriately serious demeanour when in my head I was going ‘heeeh heeeh heeeh’ at Scout’s antics? And unf! at Scout getting to touch Heavy like that too! It feels like I’ve been waiting for this chapter forever, and it was perfect. Totally made my night.

And now I’m anxiously waiting for the next part. I’d love to see Scout using his newly-learned techniques on himself, but I also really, really want to see him use them on Heavy. I wonder how far either of them is willing to take this? No matter what happens next, I know it’ll be delicious.

And please, Banimal, never stop writing. You’re one of my all-time favourite fan authors and a huge source of inspiration! I love everything you do.
>> No. 10453
It had been more than a day since their last ‘session’
What are you talking about Scout, it’s been at least six months! Okay, I’m tremendously grateful Banimal. You take pairings I would normally turn up my nose at and make them gold.
>> No. 10492
Goddamn I love this so much. The characterization is spot on.
>> No. 10494
What would it take to get a continuation within this month?

Lovely work.
>> No. 10504
>>114 I require one hot tub, a genuine 1950s jukebox and three of the finest male strippers money can buy. Don't be cheap with the strippers. People always think they can be cheap with the strippers.
>> No. 10529
I will hire Scouts, those cheap whores!

I'm sorry, i love this fic, but i also love my wallet.

...whadda fuck am i saying?

http://tiny.cc/p285aw

You shall have as many sweet male bitches as you want!
>> No. 10547
>>115 I only happen to have one stripper on hand. And by stripper I mean me. But I'm not eligible since I am the cheapest stripper I know, technically speaking.
Oh well, I'll just roll my bunk into this thread and camp out. As long as it takes.
>> No. 10773
oh god please write more ;;
you are one of the best people in this fandom
>> No. 10776
>>118 Please, kind Sir, Madame, or Non-Binary Gentleperson, if you are posting a comment on a thread and it is not an important update or installation, type the word "sage" into the email field so that you do not bump the thread and cause hapless changoers to needlessly soil their undergarments out of the mistaken belief that a new chapter has been posted.

Also, Banimal, does stripping in exchange for access to the audience's fantastically cuddly cat make me an expensive stripper?
>> No. 11576
sorry guys, bump
>> No. 11585
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> No. 11798
banimal i love you never change just keep updating omg let me love you omaslakdbao;iahlkjspiohnalenj08weproi;whekfnsdvoasud;hilkgjasgewoi;jlksabwa0irofu08ij
>> No. 11800
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
>> No. 11803
Dammit. I was in a really good mood just now, which got even better when I saw this back at the top, and then I see that it's just someone bumping...my happy-balloon has been popped, big-time.
>> No. 11804
Okay, okay, okay. I'll get off my butt this week and see if I can write something. No guarantees.
>> No. 11807
>>125 I must have missed the part where you said "No guarantees," and I'm soooo glad you've promised us, Pinky Promised, I might construe, a new instalment, that I've gone ahead and shat myself already.
>> No. 11810
How did I miss that last update hooow.

You take as much time as needed, you beautiful person.
>> No. 11820
oh my god it's like a dream come true
I'm so happy I can't even
someone hold me
>> No. 11836
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz_dj4u6pGA&feature=related

Made me think of this somehow.
>> No. 11837
FUCK I FORGOT TO SAGE AHHH
>> No. 11841
why must you hurt me in this way anon 130
>> No. 11854
How much begging and pleading will it take for you to post again, OP? Because I WILL DO AS MUCH AS IT TAKES. D:

(Warning:Please do not beg authors to update,at least sage so you don't get other's hopes up!/)
>> No. 12021
Hey everyone, thanks for sticking with my 1337 story. I did struggle a bit with it, but I guess that will happen when you leave months between each update.

*

Scout made his way back to his bedroom, furtively clutching a worn hardback close to his chest.

It was an awkward start, but his trespass into Heavy’s room turned out to be strangely enlightening. After Heavy’s demonstration it was clear to both men that Scout wasn’t prepared to experiment further. Heavy pressed him to take the tome for further study. His only condition was that Scout try not become ‘overexcited’ and to make sure the book was unsoiled when he returned it, which was just about the most unsettling proviso Scout had ever heard. His inability to read Cyrillic was also a minor handicap, so Scout didn’t really understand how he was going to get anything out of it. Nevertheless he accepted the book for fear of offending Heavy.

He walked through the narrow corridor lost in thought. His arm still tingled where Heavy had touched him, and he flexed his fingers remembering how far they had to stretch to envelop the width of Heavy’s wrist. Scout pressed the book closer to his chest. He could hear sounds of his teammates echoing down the hall, so he picked up the pace, his instincts telling him he shouldn’t been seen with this thing.

He finally reached his bedroom and kicked the door shut behind him, relieved to have made it back unseen. With a sweep of the arm he sent a bundle of desk clutter onto the floor to make room for the book. He dropped it to the table with a thump and stepped back to stare at it.

The cover was illuminated with gilt lettering. A diagram of a human figure, reminiscent of the Vitruvian Man, was inlaid on the cover. The binding was slightly worn with age and from what Scout had seen the interior wasn’t in any better shape. It was clear that Heavy wasn’t the first owner of this manuscript, which only deepened the mystery.

Scout turned on the rusted desk lamp and pulled his seat closer. He looked down at the book with an odd sense of foreboding. Whatever dark arts Heavy possessed originated from these pages. He flipped it open to a random page, eager to gain some insight. At least expecting to see some bloody pentagrams, he was disappointed to find swaths of unreadable text with sketchy diagrams of human figures inset amongst it. He flipped ahead to find more detailed of images of human anatomy, with several pages dedicated to each section.

He stopped at a page featuring an intricate drawing of a male torso. It was peppered with the same lines and dots on the arm diagram that Heavy had shown him. Scout vaguely remembered what he had said about pressure points. He looked down at his own chest and placed his fingers on the areas that corresponded with the diagram. Nothing happened. Disappointed, he skipped ahead, realising that he probably wouldn’t be able to do anything without Heavy’s guidance.

Something interesting flashed past as he mindlessly turned pages. He paused, blinked, and hurriedly flipped back to find it. He had unwittingly stumbled across the chapter on female anatomy, complete in every lurid detail. Scout’s face broke out into a childish grin. He lingered on them, wondering if Heavy would notice a page missing.

When he turned to the next section, his interest with anatomically accurate women evaporated.

“Hoooly shit…” His jaw dropped in abject shock. “No way. No fucking way!”

He rubbed his eyes, took a deep breath, and looked back at the book to make sure he was seeing correctly.

Page after page had explicit depictions of men and women in a variety of sexual acts. The first few pages started with fairly standard positions, but as the chapter progressed they became more extreme, eventually showcasing feats of flexibility that only the most seasoned contortionist could attempt. Scout tilted his head as he studied one of them, unsure which leg belonged to who. For a young man whose exposure to erotica was limited to the shoebox under his bed, he had hit the jackpot.

Next to every picture were dots and arrows pointing to the various exposed areas with snippets of text next to them. Scout had never wanted to learn Russian as urgently as he did now. Who would have thought that such a conservative nation was responsible for this bible of debauchery?

He leaned closer until his nose was almost pressed against the paper, taking in as much as he could.

Scout’s libido had not prepared him for the final chapter. The detailing of sexual positions continued, but there was one small difference.

This only involved men.

Scout’s heart rate doubled. Mingling sensations of confusion and intrigue ran through him. He looked at the figures on the page, all engaged in activities that Scout had not thought possible. He was shocked by the shamelessness of it. In moments of curiosity he sometimes wondered about how it worked with guys. He had a vague idea, but no likely way to confirm it. Now here it was, a comprehensive guide that left nothing to the imagination.

A thought struck Scout. This was Heavy’s book. Heavy had seen all of these. His hands had touched these pages; he had studied them and committed it to his memory. He knew how to do this. Maybe even put it in practice.

What that man capable of?

With a shuddering breath Scout undid his buckle, his hand slowly worked its way under the elastic of his underwear. His eyes never wavered from the images in front of him.

Three loud knocks rattled the door.

In his surprise, Scout jerked up. He was quick to lose his balance and toppled backwards in his chair.

“What was that noise? Are you alright in there Scout? Should I let myself in?”

“No!” Scout yelled, sprawled out on the floor in a daze. He fumbled as he attempted to re-buckle his pants.

“What is going on?” The voice demanded.

Scout extricated himself from the ground, hopping around to pull his pants back up his hips. He rushed to the door before this chucklehead attempted to break in.

He opened it a fraction to peer out at the man. “What?!”

Medic blinked at him, slightly taken aback by Scout’s acerbic greeting. “I am only here to check your condition. It has been days since you last saw me.”

“What of it?”

“You are suffering from a debilitating injury, if you have not forgotten.”

Scout scratched the back of his head. “Uh yeah, about that… I got over it. Never felt better! So if that’s all you wanted then I guess I’ll be seeing you round.”

Medic slipped his shoe in the door before Scout could properly shut it, much to Scout’s irritation.

“It is just highly unusual that you would recover so quickly. These things take months of physical therapy.”

“Guess I’m just special, Doc.”

Not one to be easy dissuaded, Medic pushed a little further into Scout’s room. It was filthy, as usual. He looked around in curiosity before something grabbed his attention.

“Scout, I did not know you read?”

Cold dread stopped Scout’s heart. He followed Medic’s line of sight to see Heavy’s book on the table, open and exposed to the world.

“WHOAH, okay! Doctor’s appointment is over!” He grabbed Medic by the shoulders and forcibly pushed him out of the doorway, slamming the door shut with a rattle.

“I will find out vhat is going on!” Yelled Medic from the hallway.

Scout leaned against the door, rubbing his temples as he listened to the sound of Medic’s departing footsteps. He prayed that Medic was blind enough not to see any detail on those pages. He walked over to the table and looked down at the book, wondering what madness had overcome him before the Doctor interrupted. He flipped it shut and thought about what he should do with it. Eventually he just pushed it under the bed with the rest of his junk.

It was more trouble than it was worth.
>> No. 12023
YESSSSS bloody marvellous update. I have to admit, my toes curled, along with Scout's, at the idea of what the Heavy might know.
>> No. 12032
I am only capable of making a small, pathetic noise of excitement pf the highest degree. Thank you for this! It's so great to see this story back up on the front page!

brb foaming at the mouth
>> No. 12035
I am eagerly awaiting the ruination of Scout's entire life via overenthusiastic doktors.
>> No. 12037
A bump to this thread that WAS an update?! Imagine my eternal delight!

And I've probably never been this disappointed about Medic coming in to the story, just when Scout was getting comfy!
>> No. 12045
YES! This was fantastic as always! Please continue
>> No. 12046
Oh sweet baby Jesus please keep updating this. You can't let it end here man please. (Okay shamelessly begging is not something that convinces people to write but whatever.)

Anyway, this update was marvelous. Wonderful. Fantastic. Beautiful. Go forth and write.
>> No. 12056
i just made
fucking pterodactyl noises ohm ygod

thank you so much for writing this insanely hot, insanely fucking awesome fic <3
>> No. 12082
Fuuuuck yess, hoping with all my heart that this doesn't end here.
>> No. 12083
(Shoot, apppologies about the lack of sage)
>> No. 12154
I love you.
>> No. 12174
And I love you, random citizen!
>> No. 12236
I love this story, love your writing, never shipped this pairing before I read your story and now I ship the hell out of it. Hope you update again soon!
>> No. 13174
This is one of my favourite stories EVER. Waiting for new updates is s hard!
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