Of all the weird and kinky stuff that is on here, I dont think I've ever seen anyone write intercrural sex, which apparently was not that uncommon historically between soldiers as a bonding/loyalty thing and sure is a lot less painful in a pinch than anal - how about some lonely team members getting drunk and doing this for comfort? I'd like to see Soldier/Medic but it could work with anyone really. Bonus for legs being tied together for the purpose with someone's tie/belts etc. Extra bonus for next-morning awkwardness at the breakfast table.