...My very first attempt, after putting in the names completely at random.

With the sole exception of Scout ("embarassed"? Wut. Is that like "I'm so embarassed that dude took pictures of my mom while she was doing the horizontal tango"?), the rest is perfect. Eerie indeed.

Nearly fell out of my chair when the Pyro/Engie relation was "Fetishism friend", since it's one of my favorite ships.
>>13231
The way I see it, Scout is Spy's son, and Spy's an embarrasing dad.
Regarding the image: I can get Spy being hostile with Pyro, but best friends with Soldier? And don't get me started on his relationship with Sniper...

Having lived most of his life in Russia, Heavy had never encountered a black person before and wasn’t sure how to act around them. So he thought the best approach would be to ask Demoman if he’d like to make a deposit, withdrawal, or open up a new account.

His relationship to Scout refers to the fact that Scout keeps trying to steal Heavy’s sandvich.

>>13232
I can get Spy being hostile with Pyro, but best friends with Soldier?

LE GASP! How can you not see? Spy + Soldier is the greatest friendship evah!

PROOF!

http://tinyurl.com/8o3dl97

http://www.teamfortress.com/bombinomicon/?p=2

http://tinyurl.com/9vv4fm5

http://tinyurl.com/8wg84tk

http://tinyurl.com/9mqcgt3

http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/soldierhome/02.html

Undeniable evidence of BFF-ness! Shooting people in the face is how Soldier shows he cares <3

I am beginning to believe that this thing is sentient and has an understanding of the TF2 fandom. It's the only explanation.

There's also the network version of this correlation generator (http://en.genzu.net/sokan/ ), where you enter up to five names to see how the Relationship Polygon From Hell might work out.

Notice the lack of lines between a particular pair of characters.

(Interestingly, inputting "Jane Doe" and "Tavish Degroot" still results in "friend". Maybe there's still hope yet...)

I put in all nine classes but I guess their cap is on 5.
Sniper is just sex friending it up wow, 'unfinished' probably means 'haven't sex friended it up yet.'

I have no idea how it works, but it certainly isn't random. It picks a relationship between two names entered and sticks with it no matter how much you change the order around.

(My favorite one I've gotten so far with this is "secret friends" between Spy and Sniper. I could totally believe that.

This isn't a graph but a simple "occurrence of relationship" table I made back when I was just getting into the fandom and reading slash fics. It hasn't changed much since then.

>>13252

Jesus, it is pretty accurate, isn't it?

...Why is there so little Demoman, guys. Why.

(Why did I pick the unpopular classes to like the most we need more Demo/Everybody Solly/Everybody and Engie/Everybody.)

>>13252
The trucks n vans instance is increasing I think. That's actually a pretty interesting graph. I haven't ever see a large amount of Sniper/Medic.

>>13255
I agree. At the time, there seemed to be quite a lot of Sniper/Medic, but, come to think of it, I haven't seen much in recent months.