>>84
Actually Attero Dominatus measn more like "I crush tyrrany.
Ontopic though,here's my little friend.

>>85
Nobody can trust online translations anymore. Thanks for the info! It also still fits. NAZI KILLING SPREE

Repostin' because it makes me happy.

Repostan

>>84

Hu, this is incorrect. It should be attere dominatum or atterete depending on how many people you're addressing this to. And it doesn't mean swift victory, it means " Take/bring/wear down absolute authority ". Absolute authority, as in, autocracy leading to tyranny. The idea is good, but mang, that's now how Latin works at all.

Repostan proof that I have no life.

  >>96
It's the name of the attached song. Not my fault that Swedes apparently don't know Latin.

>>96
We know it's not correct but the song is still damn awesome.

also, yay for Sabaton fans!

>>102
Highfive, fellow fan!
I plan to rename all of my favorite Soldier items with Sabaton song titles. My Pain Train is SO going to be named "Primo Victoria".

dicks errywhar

:3c

>>108
i like this

>>108
I laughed at the thought of a head marshmallow telling me to burn things

>>103
Go for it, there're a shitload of WWII songs by Sabaton. There's even a 'Screaming Eagles'

...oh fuck I didn't realise they had a new album.

myself I'm going for a 'mildly offensive nazi jokes' theme for medic
my black vintage prussian pickelhaube is 'mein kampfy hat' but I don't know where to go from there :/

>>130
If I did ever use the gunboats I would name those "Screaming Eagles". Or the normal rocket launcher. Bummer that I never use that either. Oh well, I will definitely name the buff banner "Coat of Arms" though. Or maybe still "Screaming Eagles"? And the Battalion's backup will be "Back in Control". Damn, I need to learn how to decide.

also this

>>101

Oh sorry I didn't know the song. Well, not your mistake then. It's a bit sad that they based the whole song on a mistake, though. Oh also I meant "Not how Latin works" in my last post instead of "Now how". What am I criticizing I can't even speak English properly, haha.

>>130
Well if you're going for a "Slightly offensive Nazi" theme "The Final Solution" is always a good name for a weapon.

>>138
I'm going for MILDLY offensive, not 'holy shit that's not funny at all' offensive

>>138
this is what i named my syringe gun. few people actually get it.

>>148
ja it's a good name for a syringe gun, I was thinking of that

The other offensive alternative is 'Zyklon B'
Might be too offensive.

somehow, this made sense to me

>>156
I laughed.

>>160
Bwahaha, that's evil.

funne

Changed my Whiskered Gentleman to "Dame's Devious Disguise".

Was thinking of changing the description to "Silly boyz~♥" or something like that. :V

I've landed two Description Tags, so now I'm left wondering which ideas I should go with.

Jarate: Piss off
Flare Gun: For when those Snipers are just out of reach!
Sandvich: A Loose Cannon Cop, reincarnated as a lunch item.
Force-A-Nature: Jumping twice is just not enough for you, is it?
Shotgun: The most reliable piece-of-shit you could ever ask for.

I carry around my boyfriend's Special Mix, which he gave to me in return for my giving him "Personthingy's Home Brew"

Someone on a local server suggested 'Politically Correct Huntsperson' for Huntsman.

 

Got a few to post here, so bare with me.

Named Gordon's cause he's a friend who just randomly gave me it when I needed one.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

DICKS EVERYWHERE

My first name tag.

Want a description tag for this, haven't decided between "Now that's what I call a bad romance" or "You and I just had a bad romance"

>>97
It's...it's - /beautiful/...

No one in this world can understand who I am. That is why I'm my own biggest fan.

I'll swim fast. I'll fight strong. You won't last, I'll live on.

>>952
>>953
I could never get tired of listening to The Megas. Sweet names.

Somebody on the ubercharged servers told me to call it a salmon when I asked for advice.

It's censored because it's funnier that way.

I only have two renamed items.

reposting

>>952
>>953
I ever told ya how much I love you?

heh

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>1027

I saw one of the earlier trailers Valve put out for TF2, when the game was still unfinished. The name and description come from this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_c3iQImXZg

at about :45.

Please tell me you get the reference.

My most recent one.

Step 1: Paint my Whiskered Gentleman orange.
Step 2: Rename it "Dangerously Ginger"
Step 3: Change description to read "How do you hurt that which has no soul?"

Helping everyone in need.
No-one can succeed like Medic Robert.

>>1226
RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR!

 

DICKS EVERYWHERE

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>1406
I laughed way to hard for this.

Obvious Reference is Obvious

>>962
It's so simple, but it truly is damn funny.

>>952
>>953
completed the set today

Any ideas for a Medigun name? I was thinking "Friendship Beam".

>>1442
I know this is totally unrelated, but...
his eyes are bugging out. It's so scary.

>>1454
yeah this. what the fuck is going on there

>>1452
"I will heal the FUCKING SHIT out of you"

>>1452
"Taking you for a walk, bitch"

snarf

CANDY, CANDY EVERYWHERE

>>1409

You, sir or madame, are a genius

>>1484
But Willy Wonka's hat is brown.

>>1545
In the new movie with depp, it's black

>>1452
The three mediguns I have are:
Special Treatment
Liquid Love Dispenser
and Unintended Side-Effects

I was thinking of one for 'German-Russian Relations' but I don't plan on healing Heavies 24-7

Also named my sniper rifle "Thunder From A Land Down Under"

Music reference names are the best names.

My medigun is named "Chance of Backstab," so as I heal people, it goes "23% Chance of Backstab," "42% Chance of Backstab," "97% Chance of Backstab," etc. Given my luck, it's a pretty accurate readout.

>>1585
I love it.

>>1409
>>1515
Thanks for all the Fish!

>>1601

I approve of this in every way possible.

My little contribution. (We also have a guy on my server who is a Kritz Medic, his name is Topher, he named his Kritz Topher's Grace. I have a feeling teaming up will be hilarious.)

Yup.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

none of you guys have a unusual yet?

>>1729
Unusuals are fugly, why would anyone want them.

if i get another one of these i'll use a description tag on it
it'll say "roses are red, violets are blue, i'll fuck you with a rake"

>>1775
I grinned at the name, and cracked up at the description you plan I AM A FAGGOT HUMP MY RUMP

>>1618
Wait, why is your Equalizer text in green?

>>1802

I took that screencap right after the 'vintage' update came out. I really have no idea.

Current ideas fermenting in my head:

The Brass Beast: The CERCL (Classical Era Rape Cannon Lite)

Black Foster's Facade: Redundancy (Yes, it's black. You mad?)

The Bushwacka: The Crotch-Dampener (Designed for maximum terror. Guaranteed results!)

And for shits and giggles, if they ever add weapon painting:

Pink Chargin' Targe: Backlace
Slate Eyelander: Stripes II
Halo: Anarchy

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>>1851

Took me a while to get it, but when I did I giggled like a loon.

>>1851

Stealth puns are the best puns.

>>1442
"Hope Rides Alone"
I love you so much for this.
On topic, here.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Just because I got the best christmas presents ever.

>>1851
PFFFFFFFFFF

Well played, sir. Well played.

I love my fishy.

>>2390
...
*slow clap*

This thread made me laugh so hard.
Kurt kobain's microphone, Scottish Pilgrim vs the world and Anita D. Spencer are my favorites.

Also I named most of my items because it says "Omgrun is carrying:____"

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Because I needed to have an obligatory Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference for Medic's new weapons. Waiting to get a name tag to name it " King Arthur 1, Black Knight 0"
or something along those lines...

>>2406
ffffffff, that was exactly what I was going to name my holy mackerel, but forgot about it.

>>2406
SWEET LEMONADE, OOOOH SWEET LEMONADE.