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No. 4890
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Okay, okay...this is too good for me not to run with in my head. Heavy is a (I am guessing) Tauren druid... That makes the rest of the team...hmm.
Sniper - Troll hunter (on accounta you find jars of random bodily fluids on trolls when you kill 'em...)
Spy - Blood Elf Rogue. Yes. Belf. Such a superiority complex can only come from an elf.
Scout - Goblin rogue. I don't think I need to explain why.
Soldier - Orc warrior. 'Cause that kind of single-minded devotion can only come from an orc.
Engineer - The only one that throws me. Honestly, I'm not sure it matters as long as he's maxed in both Engineering and Alchemy. MAKE DEM HEALING POTS AND GUNS.
Pyro - Undead mage - specifically a Fire mage. As far as the "undead" part goes, what better reason to hide under a suit? And if the suit doesn't explain the mumbling, the lack of a jaw will.
Demoman - so.hard.to.keep.this.Horde. FFFF if I had my way he'd be a dwarf. Love of explosives + love of booze. But everyone else is Horde so...Goblin. And it's gotta be a Survival spec hunter, setting traps with explosives all over the place. Not the best fit, but fffffff.
And last, but oh most certainly not least... heh heh...
Medic - UNDEAD PRIEST. It almost speaks for itself, but I will explain anyway. Solid healing class, but can go shadow spec at the drop of a hat and do more than decent damage as well. Undead because of, well... Everything from his diabolical strokes of scientific genius (the Ubercharge procedure, for example) to his lighthearted manner towards his patients' actual well being and comfort, to his morbid curiosity when it comes to just how far one can push the human body... even down to keeping spare parts in the fridge with a still-living severed head and a sandwich... all SCREAMS Undead.
Feel free to add to or disagree with this list. As for me, I may have to go make a Forsaken priest named Medic now.
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