what a horrible present

DICKS EVERYWHERE

The kinds of things that snap to mind first when you're falling from a mile up really tell you about a person, I think.

Just for the sake of completeness

The first comic, with sarcastic start

Blue pen, what do.

Aha, misfires

But anyway

And then I forget the image, yesss.

Hahaha, that first one with the uber, I didn't even know that was possible! I like the crazy upside-down perspective on the third page, and the maths interlude.

With the charging Demoknight, it's neat how you used the glowing eye trail, flying glasses and wind-ruffled coat to show the action, without any motion lines.

What is a single-digit sniper?

I think that would be a sniper who hasn't gotten above 9 on the scoreboard, right? As in, either they're screwing around or they're extremely terrible at playing sniper.

The rest of the comic has been finished for quite some time, but now that I have stuff that I'm not going to be embarrassed by, I will post them all at once. Starting with the misfire that had an ironic comment attached to it.

(page 3)

It's funny, aside from a single other incident most of the douchebags I've played with were on Reddit servers.

(page 5)

Krtizing Widowmaker engineers: the means always justify the ends

(page 6)

http://www.infinitelooper.com/watch?v=Cjwoit91SxU

(page 7)

a musical interlude

I'm reminded how I absolute my hate is for mechanical perspective landscapes (the dot in the center of koth_harvest) I was forced to draw in art classes.

(page 8)

I'm going to make the guess that page 9, which is nothing but

SUDDENLY,
LAG

would be too boring to post.

I like to think that the dialogue here from the scout goes something like:

"hey, hey, hey, doc would you just- hey man i'm talkin to ya, hey just, DOC, JUST UBER DA FATTY, jesus christ is he crying now, why da fuck do we get all da shitty medics"

Soldier and Scout based off of Morrowind's Ash Slave and Ash Ghoul, respectively.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Ash_Creatures

(page 10)

This was the inevitable result and I'm not even sorry

I did a crappy sketch of this as a joke, but my sister wanted me to make it better so I did!

I like to think that the real horror story behind this goes something like in the following, but obviously caused by the Respawn system:
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/lhaoq/selective_blindness/

Because I'm a sucker for matching sets, here is Ascended Sleeper Heavy to go with Ash Soldier and Scout

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Ash_Creatures#Ascended_Sleeper

A spy based off the wraith I drew for my boyfriend's undead codex, for his LARP

I wanted to make a Plaguebearer Medic that had a Phyrexian feel to it, because yay New Phyrexia! How do I love you, let me count the ways in the event that someone has not yet been enlightened:

http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/ld/140
http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/ld/141
http://www.wizards.com/magic/tcg/article.aspx?x=mtg/tcg/newphyrexia/spoiler#

ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/01/wolves.html

>>5605
I am very uncomfortable with the fact that I find this hot.
>>5608
Awesome as fuck.

I love your designs.

Thanks, I had a fun time making them!

>>5601
As a dedicated Medic player, I have to agree. That IS the best feeling in the world. Also, thanks for introducing me to that glorious song!

I thank the recession
for this gift of time
which I have squandered.

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=YiXnXRAV-MU

"I'd hit it."

"Ya-"

"Ya, I know, right?"

"-with a [stick]."

"...Ah."

"You have no taste, do you know that? None whatsoever."

Thank you for sharing these delightful tails of pure tomfoolery. It has made the world a better place.