>>2720

They're toons.

You could just draw them a baby.

This face disturbs me.

>>2725
In a similar vein.

>>2729
The eyes. GOD THE EYES

The Candy. A series of painfully horribad "art" on dA in which a woman goes from an "average" 50kg (170cm) to ridiculously-enormous-and-also-a-snail, through eating "candy". It's actually ice cream. Well, an icy-pole. Um, popsicle? Is that the word? Anyway it's awful.

>>2732
Link?

>>2743
http://cccm.deviantart.com/art/The-Candy-TF-1-127563991?q=&qo=

Be careful, Anon. It can't be unseen.

>>2745
At first I thought it was inflation but holy fuck this is so much worse what the fuck am I looking at

>>2745

I think the worst thing about this is that I've seen so many things like it that I can only laugh at how ridiculous the CGI models they always involve look and that I'm not actually disturbed at all.

Evidently the internet has made me a hollow shell.

>>2745
what in the flying fuck

there is not enough D: in the world

>>2745
I made it to 89. Couldn't tell ya how.

>>2783

I read all of it.

What's sad is that it's kind of an interesting premise for a good body horror story, but unfortunately the creator A) injected his fetish into it making it some uncomfortable area being too creepy and not creepy enough, and B) USED FUCKING POSER I FUCKING HATE POSER THEIR EXPRESSIONS NEVER CHANGE FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I don't terribly mind fetish stuff, but this page, IRKED me.
http://cccm.deviantart.com/art/The-Candy-16-135075788
i am 1,57 for 60 kg and i'm NOT EVEN NEARLY that fat. That would be something around, i don't know, 75? 80 kg? And she's supposed to be tall, so 65 kg should be the right weight.
anyways, this guy should make his researches because this is insulting. Am i the only one who found it insulting?

>>2786
>Poser

Or as Bruce Dickinson calls it: A excellent choice for album art.

Also, Via FYTA.

>>2786
Wasn't there a Junji Ito story in which someone turns into a snail?

>>2745
I can't even imagine the sort of person that finds turning into a snail a fetish. He is some sort of mythical unicorn of sexual fetishes.

>>2791

This is the Internet. Everything is someone's fetish here.

Everything.

>>2788

Whenever I look at Poser models, I feel like they need to be in an early 90's Residents music video. Especially when they're doing surreal fetish stuff for no reason.

At least that you might have an excuse for calling it "art."

>>2791

Also, yeah, there was. It was a part of Uzumaki and it was pulled off much, much better than this. It wasn't in a first-person perspective though, which would be interesting to see that kind of slow transformation taking place over a period of years, and watch the victim of it slowly lose their minds instead of enjoying it.

Sage for double post.

>>2807
There's a moderately interesting story about that album cover too, It's actually a prototype that the artist whipped up because the band was apparently too impatient for him to finish making the real cover, and they thought the Poser version was sufficiently creepy to be used instead of it, The artist requested that his name was left out of the credits IIRC.

On a tangential note, Have some "art" from the Cyberpunk 2020 RPG, In a later edition they changed from dolls to poser.

No. Just no.

>>2817

Wow, look how late she was up drawing that. What a rebel.

>>2745
I have read it all, and during the process, I can only ask what it is I'm to gain from this... One of my roomies opened the door to toss in a sock that got mixed in her laundry basket. Why.

Maybe you guys should feel some of my horror. Here's teensy bit of it. (http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/87584d1220770843-animated-gif-thread-31818-20-20animated-20featured_image-20mega_man-20mega_ma
n_battle_network-20yai_ayanokoji.gif) extremely non-worksafe

I shouldn't be able to find stuff for this thread on /coq/ but IT KEEPS HAPPENING. This was in the South Park thread.

What the fuck, /coq/? Why is it that here we laugh at shit like this, but for you, it's a legitimate contribution?

This artist actually had an ad leading to their page on DAs front page

This could have been ok, but those glaring anatomy flaws. That long face, crazy neck and lop sided head...

Also the description: Well, she was drawn for arpee, and I kinda love her already. My albino Tentaspy Nicolette. Don't let that innocent look and pout fool you. She may be a sweet young lady, but she is still a Tentaspy, and they love puttin' those tentacles into places you may wish they weren't.

Nicolette is mine. Spies belong to Valve.

Dat spine
Dat leg

>>2896
I am so, so, so tired of faux-Disney-style stuff. Everyone bitches about anime-styled art being bad and anatomically incorrect (and lots of anime style art is terrrrrible, don't get me wrong) but goddamn, everyone who does this Disney shit draws the exact same characters because they don't actually fucking understand how Disney animators stylize stuff, they just copy the style. FFFFFFSDFKJ.

ALSO HER EYES ARE FUCKING SIDEWAYS, HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT?

>>2905
Thought it was some desperate attempt to make her look Asian, which is hilarious since she's meant to be French.

>>2904
Is that Arcade from Fallout New Vegas? Wat.

>>2905
You said what I wanted to say perfectly. The problem is a lot of youngin artist just jump straight into the deep end with their own 'style' or copied 'style' and do not realise that PROFESSIONALS study, study, study then stylise. It's just...arghhh. Looking at the year one students underneath me in Uni drove me BATTY. Half of them were weebo artist and the other comic book copycats.

>>2915

>>2915
>Negros

>>2915
"legust" could be a cropped version of "le gusta" which in Spanish roughly translates as "He likes". Hence Spy likes. Fuck yeah, I come from Texas.

Picture added because >Negros
the fuck am I looking at?

>>2915

>mfw somebody who is not a white senator from the deep south uses the word "negro."

>"Just Poochy in a somewhat realistic style :)"

http://fav.me/d2zj7a6

That's supposed to be a hyena.

golly

>>2904

lol Zhou already bawwed about other people critiquing that pic in her journal. She cracks me up.

Long arm is long.

>>2923
Yeah. I had a friend's nana use the word 'coloured' and I went 'wat'. Does not compute. I know you're from a insular white community in Wales, but jesus. WE ALL HAVE A COLOUR.

>>2915
(And wasn't this person banned before for spouting some semi-wtf racist stuff on the /zombies/ board?)

"y half of a trade with of her OC Katie Vanhorn along with Leland. I don't know if you can quite see the body in the pool behind them but it is certainly there. Also this is definitely one of my favourites of her outfits so was a must for our trade. I hope you like milady
"

WUT.

I think that blue cauliflower is supposed to be a hand.

By posting the images I've accumulated from being on the internet, I can finally get rid of them from my computer.

>>3005

>>3006
This is actual artwork from the back of a Vampires SPLAT book. I need to get a job over there.

>>3007
At first you're thinking "Why are they all wet?", and then you look closer...

>>3007
That is terriblah. Early White Wolf really did have some horrid art in it. CoC art is not far off from that. Urghhhh. Most of the NPCs look like melted candlewax in the drawings.

This guy's whole gallery is full of "WHY?" from his artist comments, to the home page and the stamps that contradict each other, to his ocs and... Basically everything.
Again, the anathomy here may not be SO horrible, but it's the concept behind it that is cringeworthy.

>>3018
>the concept behind it that is cringeworthy
See
>>2381

>>3020
the art is cringeworthy too.

>>3020
see partobritney.jpg >>2398

Locking time!

I'm going to put this out there right now and be done with it. If you guys want to do this bad art thread, fine. But I'm not going to tolerate tearing apart concepts you don't agree with. So, sorry to say, but if this thread is started up again the same rules are going to apply. Let me explain why. Considering we have a few RP groups that post here, as well as a bunch of artists, the last thing this place needs is someone's art being 'accidently' posted in a thread like this. Its all ready happened once and its not going to be tolerated. You can grumble and whine about it all you want, and take it to tumblr and do it there. But it ain't happening here. Sorry kids.