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I should probably stop hanging out on /b/

...and perhaps Hipstr.

(Hate to sound stupid, but what does sage mean?)

>>7761
Putting sage (下げ) in the email field means you post without bumping a thread. Ageing (上げ) is the inverse and is essentially normal posting. On Japanese imageboards it's considered polite to sage if you're posting in your own thread. Autosage means threads no-longer bump when people post to them.

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http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/25/the-most-badass-alphabet-ever/

Too many images to show them all but it's awesome.

Ahahahaha oh wow. I just don't even know what to say.

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New name, new tripcode, oh and a new email address because why the fuck not

Oh and uh content I guess

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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FMQEVYIW

I did a dramatic fan fic reading.

I hope you find it amusing.

  This almost made me choke on my tea.

  Not sure if I should laugh or be horrified

>>7961
Go here:
http://blackacrebrewing.com/home/

Click "Under 21."

>>7971
I'm laughing, and I'm horrified at the same time. Their arms are clipping through everything throughout the entire animation. It looks ridiculous lol

http://www.nand.net/~demaria/hollywood.txt

Hollywood OS

  One of my favorite comedy sketches.

The day this is done with TF2, my life will be complete. It just fits so well.

  >>8046
You mean this or something else?

  It was only a matter of time.

  Somehow i need to think on scout on this one scene. British humor is one of the best ones ever.

  I promise you penis without end.

  Anyone else thing it sounds like someone's gargling a cock?

  >>8144
The very best of these remixes is still this one.

  UNAVAILABLE

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  COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

  I want to marry this man's laugh.

  Alex Jones ranting about clockwork elves and drugs.

Posting link because embed doesn't like me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhqHupUo8k0&feature=BFa&list=FLXfm3vllxL3g&index=3

Engineer is the best story teller.

>>8330
Oh my god, that was amazing...oh, I need to breathe...

  >>8330
Probably because you didn't remove all the stuff after the video code.

  Dicks.

  lolwut.

  People use the "On crack" a lot, but this time, this is how I quite literally imagine Portal 2 being... on crack.

  "I NO HAVE MICROSCOPE"

>>8383
I watched this at five in the morning, hopped up on painkillers after surgery.
I didn't know it was humanly possible to be that terrified.

My cat is shocked and appalled at your behavior tf2chan.

Holy fuck, Dumb Sparkledog Central Comments is the best Hipstr I've ever found. I am in tears laughing.

>>8464
LOL AUTOFILTERS

>>8464
I immediately looked for it, and now I fear I'll never leave.

I don't know why I put up with Devian-TART as long as I did. I think maybe I gave up on humanity. I'm so glad I found the Chan - it's like... HOLY CRAP, SMART PEOPLE -DO- EXIST ON THE INTERNET!!!

>>8519
There are some smart, talented people on dA, so I just lurk their profiles and don't check anyone elses' or the front page.

>>8521
Yeah. I don't mean to say there aren't cool people on DA, but... Eugh. The dumb-to-awesome ratio is depressing.

Captcha: illing ichikawa (maybe it's just that it's almost 8am, but this means something in my brain.)

NAZI DICKS EVERYWHERE

  I laughed harder than I should have.
Keisha Fabo 3 is the best though.

420 learn about plants every day

>>8571
Ho ma gah that was some funny ass shit bitch

  Holy shit.

>>8620
This man is a genius.

>>8620
8 minutes of my life

just wasted....

  >>8630
You just don't realize the brilliance of using a toilet to cook steak.

Pffft; ahahahahah.

  >>8633
>>8630
Or how to properly handle pesky kitchen fires.

>>8647
LOL WHY DOES HE KEEP FILMING ALL OF THIS?

Oh my god why are these all so funny?

  >>8647
Oh god. I just watched the first part of this, and realized that HE THINKS THE EGG SHELLS ARE THE EGG WHITES!!! I've watched him try to melt bananas to make banana juice and try to melt meat into coffee, and try to open a container of black pepper using a hot stove, so I don't know why that surprises me, but it does.

On an unrelated note, I really liked that song playing in the background around the halfway mark. It makes me feel happy and floaty.

>>8658
>try to open a container of black pepper using a hot stove

Like this?

>>8660
Exactly like that. I don't know whether to laugh or to cry with this dude. I'm 95% sure that it's not fake because he does some dangerous fucking shit and no one (I hope) would pull that sort of stunt just for internet fame. Not to mention the mess his house is in (though it could be worse... Hoarders, anyone? Not to say he isn't on that track, anyway, by the looks of it.)

This guy defies all human logic. He really does.

  Something to break the pace of the last few posts concerning Guy-That-Defies-Logic.

  This guy makes the most hilarious videos; be sure to check out his Jiz (Jem) ones, haha

  CONSPIRACIES EVERYWHERE.

  Predictabol!

I thought this was quite funny.

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

  My heroes.

  Average Coast to Coast AM caller.

http://www.gratispremium.info/?ref=292947

  Classic internet, and so stupid. I laugh everytime I hear 'Penis-a-lotta'

  I'd almost think this was made for the chan

  Don't we all.

What Bad Translator has to say about TF2chan.

Idiot Nerd Girl.

>>9019

Big Troll.

  Yeah.
Galo sangen.

  your worst nightmare

>>9104

this is a joke right? Riight?

>>9107
it doesn't look like it. It'd be nice to not ever have this exist,I'm sure a few people would become Meguca to wish that thing away

>>9104

One of my friends is part of that group, and there's a decent chance that he posted it.

Matt, if that's you, get the hell off TF2chan

  I wish our fanfiction writers were half as good as this!

>>9220
"The Ducks In The Bathroom Are Not Mine" is the best one, imo.

>>9220
In a similar vein:
http://dontevenreply.com/

>>9232
Holy crap, I can't stop reading. This guy's a genius.

Gabrielle Newell

>>9263
This... I like.

I made this for you guys.

>>9326
I love this.

Captcha: Wednesday hithirt

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........

funny comentary over a sailor moon rip-off.

>>9358

DERP
http://chipandironicus.com/games/other/6.html

  >>9359
The Xin ones are fairly funny too.

  dicks everywhere

I am fucking crying

  I don't think I've posted these before.

  >>9452

  National Guard cannot into boat.

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>>9607
ohgod this fucker, lmao. He treats politics as a joke and a playground.

  >>9613
So what's the context for his waving a dildo and a gun at reporters? All I knew about it was that the guy was Polish.

"Enter Sandman" being played on bike horns unrelated but hilarious.

>>9640
I had to search for it, cause I don't really follow politics, but I remember seeing this picture. Anyway, this one is more serious; it's from 2007 when he was talking about one incident where a drunk young woman was basically raped by a policeman. The one responsible for it got arrested and lost his job, but this politician was talking about total justice also for the boss of said policeman to get arrested for allowing such thing to happen. So the gun was used as a symbol of police forces that should be trusted.

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