Maybe this would go better in /dumps?

SCOUT IS AMPUTEE.

Someone strapped weapons to her back.

>>1078
You might be right, I was even thinking about that. But it is tits related, so I'm pretty sure it's still welcome here.

Have I got the dumblr for you! My personal favorite is the very first post, the scene hair medic girl.

http://fuckno-tf2ocs.Hipstr.com/

>>1082
Oh god why is all this blood coming out of my anus.

Now I understand why you guys take OCs as serious business...the alternative is worse.

>>1082
The link doesn't seem to work for me...Shame...

I always go commando on the battlefield. It gives me such a refreshing breeze.

>>1084

word filter. re-place Hipstr with t-umblr, minus the "-"

>>1082
THANK YOU SO MUCH I NEEDED THIS FOREVER.

WHY

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tum blr.com/tum blr_ls0teq0hUG1r2mzc3o1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1317444049&Signature=MRlolNgjGmRj8FlRsu4aE%2F5emuE%3D

>>1085
BUT WHY

>>1088

.. is that supposed to be a scout or something

wat

>>1088

Wait, that's a TF2 OC?

have to post this, becasue godamnit.

those dead eyes will haunt me forever.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/7645/selectaclassbyghostfirelm7.jpg

Have some degenerate art:
http://matsu-sensei.Sparkledog Central.com/gallery/12037596

>>1096
Why are those tits...I mean I can't...but...

Fuck it, I'm out.

>>1088


now imagine if cannon Heavies man boobs changed size depending on health. really messed up side effect,

>>1096
I am SO offended right now, I don't even know how to speak.
I came to this thread for lulz, but it just ended up making me angry and sad.

>>1099
I'm sorry that you are angry and sad.

Oh hey, the Final Combat Sniper became a Mediwhore.

>>1096

These made me rage-scream. Literally.

>>1096
>>1095

Why don't any of these links ever work for me?

Magical girls.

Magical girls everywhere.

And I made all of them.

>>1105

Sparkledog Central is another wordfulter, its d-eviantart

sorry if this question is very stupid (also...ignore the engrish. english is not my native language).
>>1084
>>1101

But Are these medics OC? or just a random sexy medic? In D A I found many drawings like these medics (or with other class). But if I draw INTENTIONALLY a sexy femspy with heels. Is this necessarily a bad art? I understand what clothes are very uncomfortable for the battle or what type of hair is more related with the 60's. But I don't see the problem to draw a sexy sniper with 90's clothes for the lulz (not necessarily a OC)
Pic not related with the thread but i wanted to show a random sexy heavy.

>>1088
try to use bit.ly for create short link (example: http://bit.ly/nCI58S )

>>1118
There's nothing wrong with the occasional just-for-fun pinup, like that Heavy. There's a difference between 'I'm drawing this sexy lady for funsies' and 'This is my OC and this is how she dresses every day for battle and also somehow her enormous breasts don't negatively impact her ability to handle her weapons and they never hurt when she runs even though she's clearly not wearing a decent bra!'. And honestly, when it comes to Femspies, I am willing to accept a lot more than I would with the other classes... as long as she can move enough in what she's wearing, I don't get up in arms over overt sexiness.

>>1118
I'm pretty sure they were OCs, but I see what you mean. This thread is for any impractically dressed Tf2 ladies, regardless of whether or not they are OCs or pin-ups, It has nothing to do with bad art. This is not a bad art thread. It's just for fun to post any ladies that fit the bill.

And I am definitely lax when it comes to Spy as far as practicality on the battlefield goes. I can see a spy running around in high heels and let it slide, as long as it's a spy and not someone like a Heavy.

But I would not have something like this on the battlefield.

What is it? Broken link. D:

now, a pic more related with this thread.

>>1129

...Whaaaat?

THAT'S supposed to be a MEDIC?

Quick; somebody revive my faith in humanity before it's too late.

Too late.

I present to you THIS monstrosity:

http://browse.devian tart.com/?q=TF2%20girl&order=9&offset=24#/d1i7prx

Remove the space between devian and tart.

Be prepared for a lot of shit from me.

Why are most fem-Pyro's depicted as half-naked?

>>1132
because they're women, and, outside of a few rather bizarre fetishes, nobody likes seeing sexy women wearing full-body-covering synthetic jumpsuits instead of skimpy outfits.

>>1129
This is strange. this oc is not half naked like this pyro >>1132 . But...the boots...not comments

>>1131
http://bit.ly/q53AqK

I remember fem-oc "not thin" in this board. but this drawing remembers me 4chan's /d/: in that board always there are a thread related with fat girls (very deformed).

>>1129

This OC hits some of the classic hallmarks of a low-skill/beginner artist avoiding improvement:

- arms: like stuffed sausage tubes
- can't draw hands: hide them behind the back/in pockets!
- can't draw feet: cut off the picture just above them!
- shading: just dodge and burn it using a giant airbrush

Artist, if you ever happen to come across this thread, please try and grow yourself as an artist a little! These are classic problems you really want to get out of the habit of as soon as possible.

>>1135

I am currently wondering what the fuck is wrong with her boobs. They look... Oh God, they just look wrong.

>>1136
The one on the right is eating her suspenders, apparently. To say nothing of DAT PENIS NECK.

>>1137
Yes, 'she' seems to have an enormous adam's apple...

Also, the blue hair makes me sad...

But, if the artist really loves art, there's always the chance of future improvement. I mean, I'll be honest, you look at the stuff I was churning out when I was in junior high, ugh... And I know I still have miles to go, but, yeah. Everyone can get better, and hopefully at least some of these people will/have since.

>>1133
And if they do have full body gear, FemPyros tend to look like latex fetish models.

>>1140
That doesn't even look human, it's like someone stuck a painted mannequin head on a blowup doll.

And that zipper... low enough for ya, girl? Guess it ain't just dudes who need to worry about getting caught in their own fly. Yeesh.

>>1140
speaking of latex fetishes, does anyone remember that website that had soem.. interesting costumes?

>>1129

"BU"

source: http://bit.ly/p37FSP

http://fav.me/d4aug7b

>>1146

>>EDIT: To all who have negative comments and think that I'm a Mary Sue: fuck you, and have a horrible, excruciatingly painful day.

>>P.S. Yes, her hair is blue. So is mine. I dyed it for a reason.

This can't be for real.

>>1146

THAT NECK.

>>1148
[quote]Mary Sue? Ha...I bet you'd definitely know one. For games with human characters, I don't bother making characters, I just inject myself in.
[/quote]
...Yeah okay sweetie.

>>1146

jesus christ it's like she received an upper cut from the hulk or something.

>>1146
I... I can't look away

>>1146
I really wish there was a way I could just leave the universe
It's just not worth it anymore

>>1146
Someone needs an attitude adjustment. I wonder if she'd be this butthurt about the Mary Sue comments if she wasn't using an idealized self insert.

I remember when I walked among the ugly side of fandoms. Xiaolin Showdown about five plus years ago. Only reason I got better was because one of my favorite fanfic writers slapped my shit so hard that when I stopped spinning, I was looking in the right direction.

Fuck... I wish I could do that to these people but it wouldn't work would it? They don't care about my opinion, and they wouldn't take a Mary-Sue quiz on their own watch....

I just want to scream at them.

>>1146
>>1129
The artist of these pitures never did respond to my critique and redrawing (respectively). Why does this person have any fanbase, they don't even act like they're trying and I can't even get critique on my own art and blarararaagffhj.

>>1088
by the way, I can't for the life of me figure out how to make the link work for me. I know about the Hipstr-->Hipstr word filter, but it keeps messing up.

>>1163

In my experience, the amazonaws links tend to expire after a while, and trying to load them will just get you nowhere. Dunno why Hipstr does that with some of its images. :/

>>1156
Not all hope is lost. For every 20 entitled fanbrats there's usually one person who's willing to listen and improve. It's happened a few times with me and it feels great to see them take advice to heart and improve.

This character here is...sure something. (and I'm pretty sure the purple dots are piercings?)

>>1165

>tendency to switch teams
>administrator's grand-daughter

Overlooking all of the other OBVIOUS fails, I'm confused as to how this chick thinks this works.
The lack of a melee also bothered me.

>>1165
I don't know why, but i lol'd with Gidget's cool face.

>>1165
I would like to say, I sure as hell hope those aren't piercings.
It hurts like hell to wear a gas mask over piercings. Which was apparently 'remedied' by that shitty painter's mask type thing. Her eyes will melt out, those piercings will become hold if they are metal and be PAINFUL, and then, if a proper gas mask is worn, well damn any movement will hurt like a bitch. And she has multiple ones. I dunno, maybe my piercing is just overly sensitive, but shit those will at least tug once or twice- enjoy the painful face-holes.

>>1146
I'm dying a bit. It's not pleasant.

If we're talking about suitable body types for female OC's then THIS lady right here is just perfect for heavy. She's chiyoko from the akira manga, she is seriously so badass and rough as guts and she doesn't care, but STILL manages to retain a small air of femninity through it.

lol was

>>1175

What the fuck am I reading

>>1174
Why, yes.

Yes.

I died a little inside reading that.

just my opinion, but, I guess comics hold some blame for the whole, 'badass female needs to have at least c cup tits and weigh no more than 115 pounds', because really, how many badass females are flat chested or pudgy? It's not at all practical, but it's what sells.

Also I think that because most of the female (and male? idk) fans of the game find at least one character attractive (but many find most attractive I would say), they figure the female equivalents should be fine as hell too, regardless of wether or not their body type is practical (like the males are). Not to say bigger women can't be beautiful, but it's just the perception.

But then any female "OC"s on dA are fantasticalized self inserts, rendering every argument moot.

tl;dr there's always idiots in the fandom, let's try to hold on to the femmes that are good

Then who do I have to blame for this?

>>1192
I...I... I don't think I have a reaction image horrified enough to match my current expression.

Bigger version for those who wish to revel in its full glory.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

>>1195

I just... What is this?

Oh God, I'm fucking raging now. I'm torn between raging and wanting to vomit from disgust that such a thing exists.

I have no faith in humanity anymore.

>>1195
That's hilariously stupid.

>>1195
Is that supposed to be Heavy? Or...A sentry gun? She has three minigun barrels so I'm assuming something.

>>1195
fandom, i am so, so disappoint

>>1197
TF2 furries have been around forever, be thankful it's not Heavy Weapons Taur.

>>1195
Im gonna join the army to become a commando so I can sneak through jungles in Asia simply to punch EVERY FUCKIN TIGER I MEET IN THE GOD DAMN FACE!

My children, I have brought you MOAR.

Artist's comments:
>Quick colored sketch of a team fortress 2’s character I created in last July … I improved her story and her look since last week, when I downloaded tf2 for the first time.
I’ll do a little ref for her, soon. The Ranger is Soldier’s daughter ( her mom was a Soldier too but she’s dead ) and now she’s 19 years old. She fights with grenades and guns.
I’ll probably improve her over time :3

Find this woman. DESTROY HER.

CRUSH HER LIKE A DOOOOG.

>>1206
I refuse to believe the artist of that picture is older than sixteen.

>>1206
>Grenades
Not in my tf2.

Well, at least this one has weapons actually FEATURED in the game, and has those ginormous cat-teats stuffed INSIDE A SHIRT.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>1210
>>1211

Is it wrong to feel a little excluded for my art not being in fuckno-tf2OC's?

Because I see all my old friends shitty OC's and mine were made just as bad on purpose.

Not as bad as those last three or four... But still plenty bad, imo.

Especially since she's usually stripping like this in EVERY picture.

Also, this is not a pin-up character. This is a ttly srs, OC no steeling plz character.

>>1215

That's... that's not how anatomy works.

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

>>1215

Is it bad that the fact that her legs are too short is what bothered me the most?

>>1217
That's what gets me the most too.

>>1217
I gotta agree as well.

THAT NECK.

Impractical Lady Scout is Impractical.

Last one for now, I promise.

>>1238

Ew. Crotch pants.

>>1238
Fuck the neck, DAT LEFT FOOT.

Did she step on a deflated beach ball or something?

>>1244

Honestly, the first thing I thought when I saw it was that somebody took something incredibly heavy and pressed it down on her foot, and it stretched and flattened out like when you smash a hunk of Play-Doh.

And now she's a big flat-foot.

>>1240
The only thing that bugs me about this one is the shirt. Running with your torso bandaged up? not very fun

>>1247

In addition, she's has easily flammable/grabbable hair, chafing thighs due to improper coverage, and about a minute to run before those stockings are down at her ankles. The whole not being able to breathe part is the biggest concern, though, yeah.

>>1239
WAISTS AND TORSOS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
goddamn why are they always so thin?

>>1249

I mostly want to know why her vag is hanging down so low... (Unless it's just a really short skirt)

Is it a trap?

God, there's just so much that I hate about this picture.

>>1250
It might just be the back of the skirt.

>>1146
dat neck

You guys should pay me for saving this to my computer, damn it.
______

DAMN U ASH! DAMN U!!!!!
the BG was sooooo much fun

ok, well, im an addict to team fortress 2. AND IVE GOT A HUGE FRACKING CRUSH ON SNIPER, MAYTE!
seirously, im greeting my friends by saying “Boom! Head shot!” ._.”
So i created my lil oc, Snipess :3
prepare for her fan fic soon!
and if ur wondering why i havent posted blood sport yet…
its because im waiting to post all ze pages at once!!!
dur .-.

>>1260
I...I... I have no words, except for WAT.

>>1260

Deep breath... Deep breath... Deep fucking breath WHY WOULD SOMEBODY MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS? Oh my GOD.

Just when I think I've got my urge to murder everybody who makes a TF2-Sue has simmered down a bit, shit like THIS monstrosity pops up and makes me want to go murder the creators of such an abomination.

Just saw this on Sparkledog Central. All I could think when I saw it is "What, what, what are you doing?"

I don't know what's assaulting my eyes more; the breasts, the crotch, or the way those sleeves/hands look avian.

>>1265
You win.

>>1260

If one of my friends started greeting me with "boom, headshot" and acted like that, I... I don't know what I'd do.

Also, dat giant alien egg head.
What is anatomy/natural posing?

>>1215

Lawl. The torso is longer than the entire length of the legs. And her neck... it's like a damn tree trunk. Hoo boy.

Am I doing it right?

"...I'll explain the pic now. Two guys like Delilah, and these two guys are two beings of the unnatural. (note: this isnt twilight :3) one is a vampire, the other is a werewolf. What will happen? ...I honestly dont know yet ^^' ah well.

*aherm* enjoy~"

What..

>>1270
I god, its Twilight.

>>1270
What the fuck is the green thing supposed to be?

What this has to do with TF2 is beyond me.

>>1287
Yuck. This is what I hate the most about Sparkledog Central these days. Those damn templates are a bane.

Look at that flat, lifeless hair. Also, what is she doing with her right hand? Should I be seeing that?

>>1287

HAIR. DOES NOT. GO. IN A. STRAIGHT. HORIZONTAL. FUCKING. LINE.

AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR NOSE GOOD LORD.

Blegh. I think tame amateur pictures annoy me more than the well drawn t&a pictures.

According to the artist, this is her "original" TF2 class, the Cook. Though she doesn't give ANY info on how this class would work in-game.

What and why?

>>1293
What is she holding? A glitter-covered glue gun?

http://fandom.memebase.com/2011/11/21/fanart-cosplay-the-hotties-a-spy/comment-page-1/#comment-7947

All of these (except Scout and Pyro). Alluring style, but horridly impractical. I wouldn't even class them as "pin ups" because it's obvious that Scout, Pyro, and even Heavy are doing their jobs somewhat, so blech.

Flame at will.

>>1298
I know the outfit is impractical, but the drawing is so cute!

And I think this is slowly turning into a flame-oc's thread..

>>1299

In the words of Admiral earlier on:
> This thread is for any impractically dressed Tf2 ladies, regardless of whether or not they are OCs or pin-ups, It has nothing to do with bad art. This is not a bad art thread.

Is that understood, guys?

>>1298
i feel like you're dismissing the other 6 as not "pin up" just because 3 of them seem practical
this is weird reasoning to me
you mind being more specific?

i do agree with you that scout and pyro are practical, but everyone else have a pin up vibe in my opinion

Feminist mode:

>>1303

That's because a lot of modern day pictures of women will be in a pin up pose, regardless of how pin up like it actually is.

For instance, if you google the Avengers Movie, compare the poses of the one woman to all of the men. Tits out, butt visible, or at the very least, an impossibly low v-neck.

In other words, while not technically pin up, due to the intention, most drawings of females tend to objectify them in a "OMAHGODTHEYHAVETITS" mentality, thus creating something that has the exact same image.

/feminist mode.

>>1211

>>1298

Scout and Pyro are passable (save for Scout's hair.) The rest? High heels, stockings, long hair, and skirts. One misstep gets them a snapped ankle or melting hosiery or yanked hair bringing their faces into the edge of a shovel with skirts ridden right up to the waistband.

The artist's intention was to make pinup classes if I remember correctly, but that doesn't stop them from being done to death and generally uninteresting.

>>1298
This is the first time I've been torn in this topic. Their costumes/hair? Completely impractical. Totally agree. The heels really need to go. In particular, I find the Demoman one the most egregious, as far as being over-sexualized.

However, I do have to admit to liking the coloring and the character's faces. I even enjoy the pointy joints. It comes off less as sexual and more as cutesy to me. Except for the Demoman one, of course. Not letting that one off the hook.

I wish there was some way to resolve the two feelings, outside of "Fire bad. Tree pretty. Tree on fire bad and pretty."

>>1306

FemScout strikes me as the type of person who would be too arogant to give up pretty hair like that.

Mr. Pauling: Why is your hair grown out? This is against the suggested battel apparel.
Scout: Because fuck you, that's why.

(Just a question to get this thread interesting again, which of these do you think is the cutest/most attractive? I like Scout and Heavy best. I feel like this will lead me into trouble but whatever)

I'm gonna have to delete that comment, TwoRef. With threads like these, the more distanced the artwork is from the artist, the less chance the real dicks folks lurking around will feel compelled to harass the artist on the artist's turf.

From this point forward I strongly discourage people from linking back to the sources, out of respect and protection of the artist.

>>1310
Sorry, boss. I wasn't trying to start trouble. I actually like the artist, but the white knighting on his page is anus-searingly bad, and I wish I had more people to help me try to reason with these people.

On another note, here is Sniper shaking his maracas.

>>1311
Yeah, I saw it, and it made me rage inside too. But TF2chan takes a very strong stance on not getting involved with other sites these days. And if someone gets wind of people coming from here to there to what others will perceive as "attacking" an artist, it doesn't help the reputation we're trying to keep from getting worse to outsiders.

here a impractical sniper (or not?)

>>1313
Ah, flip-flops. As inappropriate for battle as high-heels with the bonus of exposed toes. It also bothers me that the glove/watch combo is on the wrong hand.

Probably should bitch about the shirt/shorts, but you already know what would be said about that. Nice hat, though.

>>1314
Noted, there are flip flops for the Scout in game.

Also, I could see so much bad sunburn in that outfit. Sitting in the sun all day with that getup? BURNS. BURNS EVERYWHERE

>>1314
Flipflops aren't uncommon in central Africa.

Guys.

GUYS.

Prepare your anus.

okay i kinda like this one i don't know why

But this one is...

um...

>>1314
With practice, you can run just as fast in flip flops as you can in other types of shoes. I wear them pretty much year round, and I can sprint in them.

>>1324
Same here. I wore my birks all the time, and I, like any other student, had to once in a while make a mad dash to class. Flops handled it fine.

I'm not saying they offer much protection, but they can be run in, and if there was any class that could get away with wearing 'em, it'd probably be Sniper.

>>1325
And Scout.
OBVIOUSLY

This Demo-chan's fat legs remind me of those tubby troll dolls with the jewels for belly buttons that were so popular in the 90's...

Impractical Sniper is impractical.

Seriously, why do most TF2 female characters have giant melons that have to somehow threaten to spill out of their impractical tops?

>>1361
Not to mention the fact that a rifle is far too heavy to just swing over your head one-handed liked that... she'd break her wrist (especially if that rifle has a comically large scope like Sniper's has).
Also, Spy's shoulder is dislocated.

>>1361

Phoenix Wright is Spy.

I am surprisingly okay with this.

>>1361
Dat battlethong. Though I suppose I'd be ready to shoot someone too if I had a bit of impractical underwear crawling up my arse as I was attempting to heft my enormous tits out of the way well enough to focus my scope whilst dealing with a broken wrist from swinging a rifle overhead one-handed as my low-rider pants fall off.

Really, I think a jelly-armed Phoenix Wright/BLU Spy is the least of her concerns.

The only words that came out of my mouth upon seeing this was,

"What the FUCK?"

And then I decided to share it with you.

>>1367

>>1367

There are so many things that are wrong about the picture that the "macro"/"sexy lady spy" part doesn't really bother me.

What I want to know is why her Ambassador is the size of a cannon.

>>1368 To match the size of her vagina...

>>1367

How are you supposed to sneak around at all with hips that huge... ?

>>1374

Oh, wow. Apparently I'm so brain-dead right now that I mistook the Subject line for the Captcha line. Uh. Fuck.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a derpy animu Lady Scout and a (probably?) flammable animu Lady Spy who I thought was a dude (and then I noticed the tits)

This doesn't have any art I know of attached but it certainly a "lady OC I found that makes me lose all hope in the fandom".

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7872381/1/Soldier_Loving_a_Scout

I think I started screaming at the screen around the time Soldier picks her injured ass off the battlefield and she somehow equates that to him having a boner for her.

I give props for it being a story that you couldn't pull off if it wasn't a female, but... I mean... look at the footnote.

"Yes, I used my own name since I'm terrible at making up names. No, my TF2 OC is nothing like me. She's 25 and wants to be a cat. Yeah."

Yes, I'm sure that she is a deep character that you felt strongly about but named her after yourself instead of naming her as if she was her unique being because you were *bad at naming*. Get a baby dictionary, woman. And why a cat? Is she a ditz? I spent the entire thing trying to figure out her characterization other than that she has a vagina, I don't remember anything relevant to or hinting that she wants to be a cat. And if I had, I would still wonder why that is a remotely helpful attribute to a mercenary.

>>1379

I think I lost a few hundred thousand brain cells reading that fic.

>>1378
what.
I don't even-

Meet Messy, the best fem!class evur:

Full Name: Kwan Sang

DoB: August 31th

Current Age: 24

Birthplace: Bangkok/Thailand

Nationality: Thai-American

Languages: Cantonese, Mandarin, English, German, French, Thai, Spanish, Japanese, Korean, Hindi, Polish, Finnish, Italian, Russian, Latin, and over 30 dialects.

Blood Type: O

Height: 155cm / 5’1”

Weight: 92.4 pounds / 42 kilograms

Eyes: Dark Brown

Hair: Black/Straight

Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual

Instruction/Education:
- 12 years of standart education
- Bachelors degree on Communication Arts, Chulalongkorn University, Thailand
- Master of Science in Strategic Communications, Columbia University, New York

Family:
Passed away in an accident

Affiliations:
N/A

Extra Information:
N/A

>>1390
Oh man, you're going to bring Kwan Sang into this and leave it at the bio?

The sheer magnitude of work put into her is worth mentioning.

There's her "Meet the Messenger" comic: http://yuikami-da.deviant art.com/art/TF2-Meet-The-Messenger-pg1-270311800

And a bunch of other one-page comics, my favorite of which is the one where she points out a contradiction in the character (that being that she was apparently alive during WWII but looks sixteen) and then fails to explain it: http://yuikami-da.deviant art.com/art/TF2-The-Forbidden-Question-270460792

And, of course, the porn. Here she is with Sniper: http://yuikami-da.deviant art.com/art/TF2-Butt-Seck-274189385

And, hey, why not? TENTAMESSENGER: http://yuikami-da.deviant art.com/art/TF2-TentamessXJagermeister-277560690

Go have a poke in her gallery, there's plenty to see.

>>1391
Oh my god.
This...this...thing. this thing screams mary sue

>>1392
http://fav.me/d4gi0rp
there are a part of the description where yuikami admit that Mess is Mary Sue.

>>1393
Your english kind of gives it away, Marcia.

>>1396

This is going to get good.

I just know it

>>1396
i'm sorry. english is not my native language. i always get confused "there is" and "there are".

in my post ( >>1393 ) i tried to explain that Yuikami's OC is INTENTIONALLY Mary Sue.

I don't want to create drama just for my engrish

>>1399
English is not my native language either and that has nothing to do with what I said, just like your post stating that yukami saying that her OC is a mary sue, it really doesn't make her character any better - it actually only makes it worse.
That's like saying 'hey hitler was a nazi and he knew he was a nazi, so it's ok'. Does this example sound silly? Well, that's because your excuse for your awful mary-sue kawaii princess is also extremely silly, Marcia.
Mary-sues are not okay, and they will never be ok - especially not in this fandom.

>>1397
>mfw

How about the Electrician?

i never said "INTENTIONALLY Mary Sue= better oc". I just try to explain why Mess SCREAMs mary sue (in response to >>1392 )

sorry for the misunderstood.

>>1401
source?

>>1401
Electrician? Seems like that would fall under Engineer's job. More information required for further judgement.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/808043

Surprise surprise! She's also a Tenta-Messenger-Sue!

>Tentaspy with dildos
But.... why?

>>1402
>>1401
I have to stay, nicely played, nicely played indeed.
Sending us a fake trail so we could bash on the electrician was quite the move, as waiting for the night to answer me back as Marcia again.

>>1406

I was right when I said that this was going to be good.

It's just getting better and better.

>>1405

Apparently, the tentacles aren't enough.

>>1407
we should totally do some type of mary-sue awards thing.

Look at what I found, guys!

Look at all of the highly rape-able flammable impractical ladies!

Pro-tip: For fuck's sake, just look at the Medic's legs.

Legs do not work like that.

>>1411
I like this idea. But the question is would the award go to the best mary-sue or the worst?

>>1415
They all have such unique body types, hairstyles, shoe heel heights, and... oh who am I kidding even thinking I need to pick this apart. I'm curious why they have those identical, super-defined collarbones.

And the award should go to the most oblivious. The one that most strongly thinks their character is the special-est snowflake with the most canon-abiding nature and the most reasonable clothing... and is wrong as relative to reality.

Anywho something highly related and amusing. http://celestial298.deviantart.com/art/Why-Your-female-TF2-OC-is-dumb-172114173

>>1426

Dear God, I remember this.

The picture associated with Tip #9 is my nightmare fuel.

Ignoring this ones horrifying face for a moment, I was tempted to accept this one as relatively practical, but then I realized that the suit probably chafes like a motherfucker.

Those lips will haunt my dreams.

Guys this one has pocky in her helmet.

>>1428
It looked so cute in the thumbnail...

Oh God...

Somebody kill me now.

PLEASE.

>>1437

Never trust the thumbnail...

>>1428
It's like a Sarah Palin blow up doll.

Not to go into white knight mode, but since I'm an oldfag and context is golden,

>>1096
is a self-admitted breast fetishist so he's aware of how ridiculous his art is. He's done normal stuff in the past and posted it here (I Am Unicorn for example).

>>1320
And I think that's just supposed to be Horo from Spice and Wolf doing cosplay as Scout. I don't think it counts as weeaboo unless drawing characters from Japanese media as TF2 classes in general is.

>>1447
Why do you think I used the term "degenerate art"?

>>1448
This feels like crossover work.

Also. What the heck Engineer? Who cut your overalls to shreds? That just ain’t right!

>>1321
>him

i like this too

11 doctorates, 0 T-Shirts.

Ah yes, the classic "boobs and ass in the same shot" American comics pose.

Also, look! Rhinos! RHINOS!

>>1466
Are you sure this is supposed to be TF2 fanart?

>>1467
>>1467
I think it's a Pyro OC...

>>1467
>>1468
It's a Warhammer character crossed with Pyro.
Also, thanks Tumblr for making the internet think this pose is impossible.

I really do think this picture is cute. I'd just think it was cuter if Heavy wasn't smuggling gravity-defying melons in her shirt. When you lie down, your boobs tend not to stick straight up, particularly if you're about a size, let's say, 48F?

Is it really such a hardship to look at a few more boobs before drawing them?

>>1471
Whoa, whatever bra that heavy is using, I want me a pair. If it can support an F cup imagine what it could do to, you know, REGULAR HUMANS.

>>1471

This isn't terrible though.

>>1260
I'm almost ashamed to say this, but I was friends with the designer of that OC up until she was forced to deactivate her account on DA because of her mom, causing my loss of communication with her.

>>1473

Then I'll give you something terrible.

>>1477

The sequel.

>>1477
>>1478

>>1473
Honestly (sameanon here) I love it a lot, but those unrealistic tits are so damn distracting.

>>1478
The shading makes it look like she's got shit smeared on her ass.

>>1478

STOP PLZ

STOPPPPP

Those shorts... I don't want to imagine the chafing. It makes me cringe terribly. The same goes with the boots.

What the HELL? What the HELL was the artist THINKING?! What is WRONG with the Heavy?! She looks like fucking jailbait! And the rest...UGH!

>>1494
Yeah it's bad, but the pyro being unchanged is pretty funny.

>>1494
lost it at legless medic

>>1494
I think it's a parody image. Anyway, I don't think that's "jailbait", because "jailbait" refers to a girl who's sexy but probably underage.

That's just a five-year-old.

>>1129
Their entire gallery makes me want to vomit... ugh...

Are you seeing the waist on this thing?

I love this girl's Fem Scout design, because she TRIED to make it look like it was viable.

>Normal hairstyle, nothing that gets in the way
>Leotard + skirt; leotard's weird, but skirt is good
>High socks
>Comfy running shoes

This is doing it right.

>>1682

Didn't realize that comfy running shoes had heels.

Siiiiigh. Pose meant to convey dynamic action but looks generic, boring, and static, horrifically dislocated hips, balloon boobs that guarantee wardrobe malfunction, a mask that may as well not be there, clothes that seem to defy physics (is it one piece or two? What magic space material is it made out of that can be so form fitting and allow such an extreme pose with minimal wrinkling?)...