>>6390
I've heard lots of good reviews about it, my sister has one. Although she once commented that all of her toys have terrible battery life, so I don't know if that's exempt or not. If it's just both sensations you're wanting, maybe you could go with a smaller rabbit vibe?

I want one of those, just because of the different settings. I heard you can buy them at London Drugs for 67 dollars. Even cheaper online if you know where to look.

And about buying online is that they don't paint 'DILDO' in giant rainbow colours on the box when they send it to you. So don't feel shy if you order.

I only started schlicking recently, and I've never used a vibrator/had anything but a finger "up there" (which didn't do much, maybe I'm doing it wrong). I'm not sure what kind to get if I did, just that a) I'm afraid to break my hymen, and b) I'd need to buy in-person, because my parents snoop quite a bit.

>>6400
"Relax lady, it's in a plain brown box...."

>>6402
I suggest vibrating bullets and eggs the like. They are easy to conceal and aren't used for penetrating. I do not like the cordless because they take expensive tiny batteries that you never have on hand when you need them.But then, I personally won't buy a toy that doesn't recharge, or uses something smaller than triple A's...

If you are tinfoil hat worried about snooping parents getting into your mail then try out privately owned shipping centers that offer private P.O. Boxes. Alot of places (especially if it's a mom and pop owned franchise) will accept one time deliveries for a small fee if you ask ahead of time for the service.

>>6390
Man, that just looks like it'd chafe. Never tried it myself, though.

>>6402
Some people like penetration, others don't. While you're sorting out what you like, maybe you could try vibration and penetration as separate phenomena- not everyone likes penetration. A standard-issue Pocket Rocket vibrator can give you both- try it externally and internally, vibrating and not. Spencer's Gifts down at the goddamn mall carries 'em for $10. They're not super, but they're a start. (Penetration only can be achieved with the plunder of the produce section and an ample supply of condoms, but it sounds like you're not digging on penetration so hard. Also, while shopping at Spencer's, avoid the Basix line of dildos. Those things stink like a chemical spill, and never stop).

As for breaking your hymen... granted, I'm no expert on virginity, but of all the ladies I've talked to, few of them have mentioned having their hymen break in the painful, theatrical way depicted by, say, bad hentai. Apparently hymens generally have a natural opening, which can be stretched in the usual course of sex- by which I mean a fuckton of fingering, over the course of weeks or months, before you just go jamming things in there. The painful-first-time stories I've heard have all come from overexcited, inexperienced partners just kind of throwing themselves at each other any old how. So, whether you're using your fingers or a toy, take it easy on yourself, go slow, and have a good time. It's only sex, after all.

Out of curiosity, did anyone here have a painful hymen-time? I don't want to be dismissive of your experience, and if I'm getting stuff wrong vis-a-vis female anatomy, do let me know. Frankly, I see a lot more naked dudes.

>>6407
I can't order anything online, my parents pay my credit card and snoop my mail. I've never done anything illegal, I don't see why they feel they have to.

>>6408
I was always under the impression it should be broken by the partner themselves. But perhaps it'd be easier that way. I haven't gotten past kissing and cuddling with the boyfriend, but he seems like he wouldn't care if it was.

>>6408
My Hymen has this odd history of growing back, but my family has a history of odd mutations. I've had the thing busted 3 times and it's not that bad.

I've had a lot of things hurt way more. At worst it's like pulling a bandaid that's got a scab fused to it. Not great, but the sting ends in a couple seconds.

>>6408

Either I was simply born without a hymen or I've accidentally broken it when I was younger (baseball, soccer, and competitive swimming might have to do with it...?). But I've never had a remarkably painful experience down there, but then again I've never shoved anything in there larger than a tampon, really.

I must say that I'm grateful for that stroke of luck though.

>>6416
Same here, except a vibrator and a menstrual cup (which are better than tampons or pads, just FYI). Some people are actually born without them. Some people have to have surgery cause it covers the entire opening O.o

>>6408
Luckily, my first time didn't hurt at all. My best friend's hurt her because she doesn't shlick so she didn't have any stretching to begin with.

>>6410
Okay, congratulations, you have the most useless X-men power I've ever heard of. My own mutation, curly hair unlike anyone for generations back in my family, was the previous winner.

>>6408
For me, it didn't hurt or bleed at all - It was just kinda "Oh, can't you go in? Push a tad harder - Oh okay, it works now"
Some sort of barrier, you know? Nothing I noticed in particular, just something we had to get past.

>>6404
That's something at least. Although, if I'm shipping something across the boarder, don't they have to declare somewhere, in plain writing, what exactly the item is? My last shipment from the US was a box of dice, and I can't remember whether they had any obvious declarations on it.
But, as previously stated, a P.O. box /is/ an option, should it come to that. Just, inconvenient.

>>6408
Mine was. Okay not just somewhat painful. REALLY painful. I'm not sure if that was mostly the hymen, or intercourse in general. I do recall blood, though I wasn't gushing it or anything. And, lucky me, every time after that it hurt, too - from moderate to extreme pain. I don't plan on repeating those experiences, though, and when I do it myself - PROPERLY - it doesn't hurt. It just causes discomfort. I really don't like it and I really hope that changes, because I certainly love it in theory.
That being said, I have the awesome trade-off of an extremely sensitive clitoris. Hence my sex-toy specifications.

>>6408
I lost mine the least sexy way possible: due to insanely unpredictable periods when I was young (wouldn't have it for like five months, then have it for three weeks straight, etc) my doctor decided to put me on the pill to regulate me. But to get a prescription I had to have a pap test so I got to have my hymen broken by lovely cold sharp medical instruments.

Not as sexy as it sounds. Pretty painful. But I also think the pain came from me being 14, terrified, and the "dick" being a speculum.

SEXY.

>>6439
I've received plenty of packages from across the border and the customs paperwork just has to be in it, not written on the outside - when I worked at a pack'n'ship we'd have the customs paperwork folded up and put in an envelope on the outside of the box, because having what's inside a package written clearly on the outside of the package is a really bad and stupid idea for reasons that don't even have to do with "someone might get embarrassed" - like "someone might read the contents and decide they want them." I don't think it'd be an issue.

>>6440
As the girl with amazing regrowing hymens I know that one. It was probably the worst. My doctor actually said sorry after.

>>6440
>Medic and you fic

>have a dream involving spiders, zombies and raw meat.
>wake up wet as all hell.
>dammit brain what about gore, bugs and rot do you find so sexy.

So it's true. Lube really does open up a very wide range of masturbatory options, especially for a circumcised man such as myself. 20+ minute sessions are amazing.

>>6502
Sure it wasn't just sweat? When I dream and wake up sweating, it's always around my underwear and under my knees for some reason. Also, I've noticed that I randomly get wet when something scares/disturbs me. I figure it's like when people cry cause they have suddenly a lot of emotions and don't know how to react.

I've been contemplating playing a little dress up next time I'm able to some "me time" to get creative and since I have the hardest time imagining scenarios. I try, but I get caught up in trying to find what feels good that it's really no use to try to fantasize. I'll have to report my findings.

>>6511
Okay uhh

would someone do me the honor of explaining the difference between circumcised and not-circumsised penises? I understand the foreskin part but what effects either have on the individual, etc? Also, what's more common and will it affect possible future sex?

>>6525
this is a huge can of worms you do not even know
there is no hard and fast and definite research on it in any way
it's hard to find unbiased reports of the research
it's basically not an answerable question unless you already know whether you believe the anti-circumcision people or the non-anti-circumcision people
i have seen unending arguments about this every single time it's ever come up (admittedly the previous times i've seen it come up have been on the straight dope message board, something awful forums, and metafilter, rather than a chan, so the culture's different and such an argument is more likely to happen there)

but yyyyyyyyeah no

one reason this is an unpossible-to-answer-without-bias question: very few people have been both circumcised and uncircumcised at the same time :V
schrodinger's foreskin, if you will

>>6528
>schrodinger's foreskin

>>6525
Whether un-cut is more common that cut depens. Globally, intact is much more common. But in the US, it's a bit more common to have a cut penis. Other people that do circumcise their baby boys are muslims and jews, for religious reasons.

But yeah... the foreskin is sensitive piece of skin covering the flaccid penis, protecting it. When the penis gets hard, the foreskin usually rolls back a bit. I could get you plenty of sites with information, but they would all be very anti-circumcision. So, yeah. Not going there. But perhaps you would read up on both sides? Google "botched circumcisions" or "negative side effects of circumcisions" to get one side, and google stuff like "circumcision health benefits" to get the other.

>>6402
Oh, and about hymens. Hymens don't need to break during sex. They can be quite flexible, and even after they've "broke" there's still some of it left. Not even doctors can be sure if a woman is a virgin or not.

>>6536
There's also a lot of "girls think uncircumcised dicks are icky!" cliches out there. The first time I ever saw a penis I couldn't even tell if it was circumcised or not. Turns out it wasn't, and he just had a naturally shorter foreskin that retracted back completely from the head when it was erect and my virgin eyes didn't even know.

Every dick is different. No two dicks are the same.

>>6536
Problem is with the supposed health benefits of circumcision (less chance of getting HIV and other STIs) is that they can be as:

1) Circumcised men tend to come from more religious families which do teach the whole "waiting until marriage" thing, which, lo and behold, significantly decreases your chance of catching something (monogamy tends to do that)

2) Yes, there are uncut men that don't wash underneath the foreskin enough, and yes, that does increase the chance of any infection, let alone an STI. I've seen this argument so many times, but it's NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO WASH UNDERNEATH THE FORESKIN unless you have serious phimosis; in that case, circumcision would be beneficial, but it's rare enough of a case that it shouldn't be forced onto babies who can't decide for themselves.

In my experience, anyone who argues FOR circumcising is either trying to justify their own lack of foreskin, is uncomfortable with how another man's penis looks, or is just going off of religious beliefs.

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>>6549
A lot of the studies saying there are health benifits are funded by clearly religious groups. I have my doubts about the validity of them.

I don't care either way about circumcision sexually, but I do kind of feel bad for guys who end up angry that their parents decided to change their bodies at a point when they had no say.

If I ever could have a son (I can't but if I could) I'd probably not get him done.

I'd only get my son circumsized because my parents would force me to raise him religious, and as cynical as I am about religion, I can't live with the idea of her never talking to me again. Aesthetically, I don't care, but all I have to go on is porn right now.

All this dick talk is making me wonder on the conditions of the dicks of several of my favorite game/mango/animu guys.
Lots of uncut dicks abound, looking at demographics and numbers. Heh.
I feel like the biggest nerd.

My view on cicumcision... egh, as an American, a cut dick just looks so normal to me.
Uncut dicks kinda throw me off but I guess they're not too bad.
They're not gross by any means, it's just... all that foreskin.
I'm just like "huh, okay".

If I had a kid... yikes, dunno' if I'd get him cut or not.
Lots of factors to consider. I don't want to chop him up just because I think they "look better".
That doesn't sit well with me.

My utterly unsolicited 2 cents: cosmetic surgeries on babies is icky. Way icky. When you're grown up, you have dominion over your own body, get whatever mods you want. Pierce your junk so many times that it's like you're pissing through a colander. But I'm against clitoridectomy, I'm against intersex genital mutilation, and I'm gonna have to come down against circumcision, as well.

Correct me if i'm wrong, but I asked my mom about circumcision a few years back and she told me a non religious reason some males get circumcised is because it can be a health issue to keep the foreskin because it's easier for men to get infections that way.

>>6566
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>>6559
>>6556
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>>6544
>foreskin debate

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>>6567
I fail to see the debate part.

>>6566
Or some people simply got phymosis and HAVE to get cut.

Just wanted to say that I bought my first egg vibe the other day and it arrived in the mail! It is amazing~

I return from my gynecologist! Apparently everything is okay down there in the Perry's lady parts. Yay.

That being said, I simply don't get how people can have this as a fetish. It's fine if you do, I'm okay with whatever as long as you don't shove it into my face, but it feels extremely awful and I'm relieved once it's over.

... Also now that I'm not sick anymore I should try my newly acquired sex toys ... First I ever owned. It's gonna be interesting.

>>6763
I wish I could give you more advice - I'm an asperger autist myself and I totally get your problem. I just can't offer you more advice than "Be patient, find someone you click with" ... Because that's what I did. I was lucky that my boyfriend has aspgergers as well and understands wanting to move slow and stuff. We were best friends for years before we dared moving onto the relationship level. The question of sex also only came up after all the new emotional experiences were sorted out. That's what we did and we now enjoy a healthy amount of sexual activity.

It's perfectly possible for you to find a good boyfriend and get some great sex. Make friends, look for people you click with and see who responds well.
Also, regarding the fear of being torn open - Playing with yourself helps. If you can't do it with your fingers, get some small sex toys. Be gentle and explore what feels good.

>>6764
I AM sexually active and I'm still really sensitive when I get examined. The fact that I'm of skinny build doesn't really help either. I swear, everytime I'm there the doc asks me again if I had sex already. It's weird.

>>6766
I have a similar problem, but as far as I know, I don't have autism. It's just really, really hard for me to trust people. My parents have never been there for me, and people used to be really friendly and nice to me at school, I'd believe them, and then they'd start laughing and ask if I was really that naive. It's just really foreign to think that anyone'd be attracted to me physically or emotionally. I've been hit, too, so even when someone goes to put their arm around me in a comforting way, my brain interprets it as them going to slap me.

I've never been to a gynecologist because my mom firmly believes if nothing's ever been down there, nothing's capable of being wrong, and I'm built like you, so I'm a little spooked now.

Surely I'm not the only one here who enjoys touching people more than being touched by people, right?

2 hours. Took me TWO HOURS to get off, even with a vibrator. Damn meds killed my sex drive. Do they make female viagra yet?

>Have a friend over for a couple of days
>Friend leaves
>FAP IMMEDIATELY OH GOD I MISSED THIS

>>6799
Don't be spooked. If you go to a good doc he will try his best to make it acceptable for you. It also helps that my doc starts some casual conversation to ease my mind. And it only takes about a minute or two in total, maybe less? It's no big thing, thankfully.

Also I hope you can find someone to trust. It's okay if you take your time, there are more people like you who do that. Wishing you the best of luck!


In other news, I got such purple flaps it's not even funny anymore. And I DO have some toys now so why don't I try them? I'm embarrassed for some reason. What the hell, self?

>>6823

Oh man I know that feel.

I don't understand how people can stand sharing rooms with family/friends,

>>6836

We ... urm... okay sorry i´m very shy about this subject and that i post now here of all threads...
I run ever in the bathroom, if i visit my family. Wait until midnight, close the door and do it while lying on the floor. Towells are than good to lay on, because of the cold tiles.

The BIGGEST problem by it is, if you have a cat in the apartment. Because almost every door is open for the cute bugger. And when you are going to the bathroom, he FOLLOWS you in there.
Or if he scratches on the door making a ruckus, while you try to have some alone time.
It just get business than and has nothing much to do with fun anymore.

And i can´t do it before the eyes of the cat. I can´t. So i don´t understand people who can perform while their pet looks at them.

So yeaaaah ... Perry just had her first experience with a sextoy.

Result: Sexy RP + vibrator = HECK YEAH

Chi, you are the best. Thanks for this amazing RP and thanks for helping me to get over my fear.
We conclude - This has to happen again.

>>6851
Gratz! *highfive*

>>6847
Oh God, I have three cats. I know exactly how you feel. And when my parents aren't home I'm babysitting the little dog so that's even worse. I can handle the cata staring at me, I just put something in the way or ignore them. I mean, they lick themselves in front of me, what do I have to be ashamed about? I'm under the covers. But God forbid the male cat's hungry. Or bored. Then he's climbing on my head, trying to get under the covers, or decides to play "get the moving thing under the blanket." Then he gets mad when I push him off the bed. Like it's MY fault. On the plus side, he's afraid of the vibrator so I leave it running near me when I wanna eat a snack in my bedroom (where they stay).
Try giving the cat some kind of treat in another part of the house, then maybe he won't follow you?

>>6816
You're not. I prefer to do things to my girlfriend and get off on my own/with a toy (while with her, that is) than have her do anything to me, but alas! I don't think she's too accepting of it.

I think it's a dominance thing for me. I prefer having the control, being the "giver", etc.

>>6816
Nope, you're not alone at all.
It was like that with me and my former girlfriend.
She used to get upset that I always didn't need her to return the favor.
Sometimes just knowing I satisfied her was enough, ya know?

So don't sweat it.

Well that explains why my sex drive is horrid lately. Masturbation is not even in the equation when you've got a 2 inch cyst on your overy, if you know about it or not.

>>6856
Wow. When are gonna get that taken care of? Are they dangerous?

>>6858 They certainly can be. All comes down to whether it's benign or malignant, to determine whether or not it's potentially dangerous. Either way, it's uncomfortable, and often very painful.
Lots of women get ovarian cysts, though. Like, a ridiculous amount of women. My doctor told me it's even more common than a sprained ankle.
Sometimes they have to operate to get them out. Other times, they'll just sort of dissolve on their own. And some times you just have to learn to live with them. Sucks, but that's how it is with cysts.
My friend's got one right now. Much smaller than 2 inches, and even she is constantly complaining about the pain. I can only imagine how much it must be hurting Combat Baby.

>>6860
Luckily it hasn't ruptured. I'm on strict orders to rush back to emergency if it does. The doctor said it's a simple cyst. So it wormed when the egg was supposed to be released last month. Should be cleared up in a month or 2.

Worst part was they had to give me an ultrasound through my vag to get a good image of the fucker since it's pushed the overy down a bit and is sitting right where it should be.

>>6861
Oh wow...If you don't mind me asking, what was that like?

>>6881

They did a regular one first with gel so I couldn't eat or drink for 6 hours and needed a full bladder. Full bladder is really hard when you have something pressing on it. The couldn't tell if the lump was the overy so they had to have me empty my bladder. It was painful as all fuck since the muscles are right there on the fucker.

I got to lie down in a dark room and the ultrasound tech passed me this medical dildo/ultrasound wand with a condom thing and lube on it and told me to put it in then lie back. Then she grabbed the handle under the blanket and essentially started swirling it the fuck around like I was a bloody cup of tea.

Also there was a student there, and apparently they thought it would be less awkward talking about the benefits of a re-usable cup over tampons as tampon stings can get caught in insertable birth controls like I have.

Then I got to wait in the ER waiting room for 4 hours for results. I wasn't allowed to leave so kind of lived out of the healthy food only vending machines since I hadn't eaten for 10 hours.

Then I got to see a doctor for 10 minutes, got told to get anti inflammatory and go home. My whole trip took 2 days since the ultrasound was closed the night before when I was in for observation to make sure it wasn't my appendix.

So yeah, adventures in awkwardness.

aww that sucks :(

"medical dildo" great description. Also yeah, I started using a reusable cup and I freaking love it. I can't even tell it's there like I do with tampons. Took me a few cycles to get used to inserting and removing it though. http://ladycup.com/

>>6899
I'm probably going to get one in a month or two, the alternatives are to expensive and wasteful.

Today was a momentous occasion for me.

I TOUCHED A DICK

never forget

>>6928

Surely there is a guide somewhere on how to suck dick.

Right?

>>7058
eagle have no dicks. They only have butt sex.

>>7058
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&tag=mozilla-20&index=blended&link_code=qs&field-keywords=blow%20jobs&sourceid=Mozilla-search

or-> http://www.literotica.com/s/blowjobs-for-dummies

i think i just had an orgasm without ejaculating.

i stopped as soon as it started cause i wanted to keep fapping. it felt like it was too late but then nothing happened.

shit's getting tantric

I have a question regarding G-spots. I'm a girl, first off, and a virgin. I can only fit one finger inside so far, but I can get it in almost up to the very last knuckle (like, as far as a finger can go).
Now, I've been searching for my G-spot, following every guide I've found online, but so far, nothing. I think. I feel something there, but...

Well, you know in smutfics and such, the character's G-spot will be touched and it's like 'OMGFIREWORKSINMYVAGINA' kind of a feeling? How accurate is this? Is it possible that I have been hitting my G-spot and am just overestimating how good it's supposed to feel?

>>7272
For most ladies, the g-spot is a spongy bumpy feeling bit of tissue...it is called the Skene's gland and the easiest way to describe on finding is to curve your fingers and pretend you are trying to feel your navel from behind. Sounds stupid but it's how I found it.

Once you locate it, folks have told me to get the most out of it you should use 2 fingers and "wiggle them in a quick massaging finger walking motion". I know quite a few lesbians that swear up and down on this method.

Honestly though, solo finger play makes me feel like a tool so I use equipment instead. For g-spot stimulation I suggest something that is shaped like this http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Multi-Speed-Waterproof-Twist-bottom/dp/B000FERL1M/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1304902622&sr=1-1 the bent head rubs right on the gland when you insert it correctly (hooked end pointed to the navel) and yields very satisfactory results. There are also beginner ones you can get if you are unaccustomed to something full sized.
Also note that you have to massage and repeatably stimulate it...just poking at it once or twice thinking that it's some magic wonder button is misguided and will leave you with great disappointment. Also, it might take a few tries before you really get anywhere. Don't be discouraged if nothing happens the first time...being uncomfortable or awkward with what you are doing tends dampen the mood, so don't rush it and don't worry.

But with that being said, it's also different strokes for different folks. Some chicks I talk to honestly don't really like vaginal orgasms while others say it's like MUSIC FROM HEAVEN. Personally, I like clitoral stuff and more exotic forms of stimulation (but I definitely don't turn my nose up at it).
Every woman is different though so it just takes time and experimentation to figure out what suites you best.

so i take medicine for an anxiety disorder. It kills my sex drive which wasn't real strong to begin with. Is there anything other than drugs i can do to improve my 'private time' without risking giving myself anxiety?

I'm turned on pretty easily by just talking with my partner, and masturbate/fantasize fine. However...
I'm really, really turned on when my bladder's full. Like, porn doesn't turn me on at all unless I have to pee. I haven't yet managed to reach the same high with anything else than I have when I need to urinate. It's not the thought of urine, mind you, but the feeling of a full bladder that turns me on.

The problem with this is that I don't find urine PLAY arousing. People wetting themselves, golden showers, pee in general in the bedroom = eeeeh.

Is there a name for a bladder fetish that doesn't involve the urine itself? And, ah...does anyone else feel like this?

(Accidentally posted this on an old Sex Talk thread instead of the newer one. My bad!)

>>7286
Maybe it's just a case of your full bladder pressing down on somewhere that feels really nice?

>>7286
Maybe it's the pressure of the bladder pressing against the vagina/inner clit or something? I mean they're right next to each other, it's a possibility. I find a vague similarity to that, but rather than only being turned on when I need to, it makes it easier.

I have a question about female ejaculation. Is it, like, unattractive? Because it feels really really gross. Is there medication you can take or something you can do to make it... less? Because I seriously feel like I'm pissing myself and that's nasty.

>>7286
I kinda have that problem a bit too. I'm more aroused when I have to pee. But sometimes I think I mistake one feeling for the other.

>>7293
I feel you, bro.

>>7293
I do the same damn thing. "Oh god, I'm so horny. No wait. Just have to pee. Never mind."

Looking at the comments above me, I am relieved to know that I wasn't the only one who would get those two sensations confused.

I find it really hard to get aroused, but during the first couple of days of my period, my clit gets aroused and throbs a lot out of nowhere, to the point where it actually hurts.

Is this normal? It's never happened in years past, but I swear my period acts different every year.

>>7293
I still have this problem. When I first got my egg vibe, I squirted a lot and I knew exactly what it felt like, but the last three times I used it, I ended up not squirting and I peed a little bit. Thing is, the build-up sensation is exactly the same until it actually happens. Uuuugh.

Meanwhile, I have so many mosquito bites. This is the last time I attempt to have sex outside for a while.

>>7272

Just dropping in to say I'm glad I'm not the only one with a seemingly tiny vagina.

>>7330
I'm mostly the same except it's not quite that extreme. I think it's normal to get more aroused when you're near the beginning of your period. I think you're more likely to get pregnant then so it's a nature thing.

Aside from using them too long, is there any danger from sticking ice cubes in myself?

>>7377
Generally you just don't want excessive amounts of water in your nethers- it screws with the ecosystem down there, so to speak. Like dumping fresh water into a saltwater tank. But that's only in extreme cases; one or two ice cubes shouldn't hurt. You might notice a bit more discharge than usual the next day, but that's a good sign, generally.
Personally I'm not into the whole ice cube thing, because once they get in there they just... melt. Seconding the suggestion about sticking a dildo in the fridge (glass or ceramic if you're hardcore set on doing it).

Also, this >>7383 is ridiculous. Hilarious, buuuut there's no way that'll happen.

>>7387
Anon from >>7386 here. The same weird little 'sticky' effect happens when I handle ice, as well. The thing is, though-
1: Your fingers have a much lower surface temperature than the inside of your body. When you shove an ice cube up your cooter, as I mentioned before, it reacts to the higher temperature by melting. Water tends not to stick to things. The ice cube won't stick to vaginal tissue because it's got a buffer of water around it.

Which leads me to 2: Fingers aren't naturally self-lubricating. Vaginas are! Which just adds another layer of buffer to the already slippery ice cube. Things that are slick usually don't stick.

Also- to keep with the ice-cubes-sticking-to fingers theme- ice cubes stick to your fingers, yes, but I've yet to have one rip any skin off upon removal, from my fingers or elsewhere.

...Also-also, the reason your tongue sticks to metal in cold weather is because your saliva, which has a high water content, freezes when it comes into contact with sufficiently cold metal (which helps the freezing process by sucking all the heat out of your flesh faster than your blood can replenish it). Ice cubes don't absorb heat quite as effectively as metal would, though; they just melt. And vaginal fluid has a somewhat lower water content than saliva, in addition to several other quality ingredients that hinder freezing.

tl;dr: Ice will not tear up your ladyparts. No need to fret. But, of course, if you don't feel comfortable with something, you don't have to try it!

>>7383
>>7387

Aww, where'd they go? :C

>>7291
I don't think female ejaculation is gross. When I manage to make a lady do it, I'm all WOOO GO ME! But then, I'm a big fan of male ejaculate, too. I just like me some sex juices, I dunno. I think it'd be a bit extreme to take a medication to reduce it, but a diuretic might help. I know that some ladies who usually squirt don't do so when they're dehydrated, but having sex while dried out doesn't sound like any fun. You might also try a change of position- you might only squirt when you're hit just-so. I want everyone to enjoy their sex life, though, so my advice would be to throw down some towels or puppy pads and just... go with the flow, right?

  This useful video talks about female ejaculation and also might explain why when you have to pee you think you're aroused. I learned something!

Im a wee bit curious about fetishes myself. I done some naughty things in bed, yes, but in recent years Ive found out Ive got sort of a thing for goggles/masks that hide key parts of the face (Ive only had TF2 for the past few months, I had this attraction before that, though that gas-mask and those goggles are a huge perk). Is there a name for this? Im not into bondage at all, just... I dunno, the eyes and lack of face. Its hard to explain, man.

Okay. I followed a advice of here and tried to use some vegetables as toyreplacement.
My report on this. (Some may find this usefull)
For this i first used a banana with peel. I knew it was WAY to big but still i experimented with it. Because i didn´t buy condoms (Everyone knows everyone. If i buy some i´m BUSTED.) I used foil as condom replacement. What can i say? First of all. If you do this... try condems first and don´t go McGyver on sextoys like me. Second of all. Carrots are the best off all. Different sizes for beginners, if you have not the BIG MUTANTGEN ONES. Some are so big like your fingers, others a bit more. And nobody suspects it, if you don´t live alone. (What i´m doing in the middle of the night with a carrot in the hand? It´s a midnight snack. A heatlhy midnightsnack. I´m on diet.) Third (if you use foil). Be generous on your foil. Don´t just use a tiny bit what you fold around. Use a large amount, so that no plasticedges arise. They are irritating on your skin down there and don´t help. Still have some foil on the end so you can use it like a tampon. It can really help in the fun. Fourth. Take the time and use your craftship to carve the vegetable somehow phaluslike. It doesn´t need to be a Michelangelo like penis. It´s already good if it´s round on top.
And at least. Take your time. Try to be relaxed. Don´t force anything. And don´t be ashamed.

>>7507
I thought you meant tinfoil for a minute.

Ow.

>>7511
That's what I thought, what is it then?

also: for education, but mostly for lol's

http://www.collegesexadvice.com/masturbation-mistakes.shtml

>>7511

Nope i meant plastic wrap or the so called foil for it. >>7513 And i know this report about banana. This is the reason why i said take a GENEROUSLY amount of it for wrapping around. Or else it get´s loose. Like take 2 squares of plastic wrap who are over each other . Now put the fruit/vegetable in the middle of them and take all four corners and in your hand and drill them together. Now you should have your safety line for it. But i said already don´t go McGuyver like me and use condems if you can for it. (I´m forced by this because i haven´t the time to drive to a place where nobody knows me to buy condems. This place is just to small and if i buy some everyone will think: Hurm, who is the happy one? Welp it´s a carott, who never thought to get to such a thought.)

>>7515
Anon, no-one should be without rubbers. Shame is not a good enough reason to get an STD, or whatever you could contract from a carrot. I'm sure that you can order them online. However, if you're too shy, or don't have a credit card, I will cheerfully send you a big handful. E-mail me in private at the above address.

>>7551
Marty, you are such a ginormous sweetheart. Come to Steam more often!

On topic, I'm sure my move will make my experiments with toys more common. So far I only used my vibrator once or twice, simply because I felt kinda meh about the prospect of doing it late at night afraid my mom could hear me. Whee, moving!

>>7514
i learned the shampoo one hte hard way while on the road for work

While we're on the topic of condoms, I am deathly afraid of getting preggo yet, not until me and Scoutpapa thoroughly establish our jobs, anyway. What's the most durable brand/variety of condom?

And also on birth control, how much does an IUD cost, if anyone knows?

Sometimes I think I'm sexually impaired. I can't come without a vibrator. I've never been able to with just my fingers. When I let guys touch me, it never even comes close to getting me off. Then I want to punch them in the face and roll over.

But the thing is, I love to read and write about sex, but when it comes to doing the nasty, it never actually feels good. I just think the guy on top of me is a slobbering beast who doesn't understand how my body works. And penetration is this uncomfortable intrusion which I am relieved when it's over.

I usually end it a week later or don't call him again because I'm afraid to sex with him again. I've left this trail of broken hearted men behind me and I don't know if it's physiological or psychological.

I keep trying though. Gard dang it!

When I talk to other girls they can't understand my feelings about this. It's a little distressing.

>>7578
Maybe you should talk to a therapist, they're great. Maybe you're asexual? There's different forms of it. Some like relationships but not sex, some are the other way around, some are only turned on by fetishes. I'm not real sexual myself, I'm 27 and still a virgin and totally fine with that. Course I take meds with a side affect that kills my libido, but I was like that before. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just the way you are :)

Welcome to "What the fuck is going on down there?" I'm your host, Ida Rather-not-mention-my-name, with another disgusting story about my junk.

So, I was just fapping pretty hardcore. I was kind of taking advice from >>7399 and really going at it. Normally I just diddle around and try to avoid making a mess, but I decided, screw it, I'll just cum everywhere. Well, I went to wash my hands and the texture was... gross. There were clumps of what were like snot, even a bit yellow in places, and in general was just a lot... stickier. I have never experianced this before and I'm a little frightened. And disgusted.

I'm not sure if this is cum and the liquids I've been dealing with before weren't, or if something has gone awry in my vagina.

>>7676
That could be a few things.

1. Some vaginal fluid is just thicker and squirting could have turned it a bit yellow depending. Not all of what comes out of those lower holes is purely fluid since things lubricate better if it can stick to the thing it's meant to lubricate.

2. It might be something medical, if there's any itching, random blood or odd change in skin color/texture then maybe see a doctor.

3. If it's about 7-5 days from your period then it's the mucus membrane that generally blocks the cervix. Once a month that plug of mucus comes out to prep for menstruation. Yes it sounds gross but it's a very common reason to have thicker fluid.

It very well could be that you just aren't used to feeling how viscus your own fluids are since you've said you try not to make a mess. Any way, I hope this helped a bit.