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14174 No. 14174 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Why is the comic being so delayed?
Someone told me they heard somewhere that the artists weren't able to finish the comic in time, but isn't that kind of unprofessional? Shouldn't chapter two be, at least near, ready as soon as you deliver/post the first chapter knowing it should be a bimonthly thing?
Is valve just not giving us the comics or what?
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>> No. 14301
>>14279

Eh, the comics are vague about who she is, so the running fan theory has always been that there's cloning and/or life extender shenanigans going on with the Administrator. If it wasn't a mistake, then it's a hint that, yeah, the fans were right.
>> No. 14303
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14303
>>14262

>Since moving from my Cambridgeshire estate to the untamed frontier I have contracted putrid fever, bilious fever, blackwater fever, green fever, spotted fever- even womb fever, as a complication from a serious bout of superfluous uterus.
>> No. 14304
>>14303
I thought of this too, but it may be a case of "cisgender men with uteruses are funny".


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14298 No. 14298 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Guys! I can't find some videos.

As i remeber there were intersting videos about using grenades in team fortress 2.
Thats were videos from developers with commentaries about how you could use grenades and why they cut them. As i remember i watched them on youtube. 6 or 7 years ago.
Of course it was pre-beta gameplay (even map was in grey colors) but grenades were with animation and stuff.

Can someone recall this and share a link?


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14290 No. 14290 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Someone said that to aim good as scout you should slide your target through your crosshair by strafing left and right. Not moving mouse a lot. And when target matches - just clicking, not extra-sharp-turboreaction-hyperactive-mousemovements.
//BUTTT!!//

When I try to play this way I can't hit almost anyone - time the target passes through cross is wa-a-ay too little. So if I'm ever doing a good shot it's only because I'm yanking mouse left or right before shot.

So - I see target passing (it's to late to press fire) - then I estimate where target would be next 30ms, then I actually yanking crosshair to that point - then - shooting. If all done well the target getting hit.

But my reslts are still unimpressive, especially for myself. And I'm getting mentally and physically tired after using this style. Kinda brainstrain, heartbeating. How do I improve aiming? If you're coming just to say "Practice-Pr...-Brr..-Blurp"... C'mon, no need for truisms.

I wish there is some scout lesson, captured in 60FPS and shown slow-mo. With hand movements synchronised in a bottom of a screen.
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>> No. 14302
>>14300
To clarify: I do not approve vanity, that's why I'm typing what I'm typing as answer to you.

Why should it be exactly "doubled" and not "oneandhalfed" for example? So, your 1st paragraph is complete bla-bla, sry. Look at scores list afterall.

About second paragraph - there is a lot of exercises on this site. In particular, exactly that one that you've described. You should look more attentively.

Cheers.
>> No. 14305
>>14302
Yes, vanity. Because nobody should never feel good for doing better at something than they expected. Clearly my post was intended to hijack the thread and make people praise my amazing feat of skill, rather than attempt to provide a point of comparison for the other user whilst providing background as to why my score is what it is. Sod off.

And yes, I do see the "prizes" list. It's set extremely low, potentially even impossible without either cheating, or attempting to blindly click just before it changes so that you get lucky. Why would the website put fair scoring up when it hands out reward "money" for it? Making it artificially low is in their interest, to keep stubborn people coming back for more and spending more time looking at their advertisements. And if you were talking about the "Rating" section, congratulations for pointing to an online scoreboard. Because online scoreboards never get cheated. Cheat Engine has clearly never been used to artificially slow down Flash Player before. I'm sure every name up there is legitimately reacting faster than even mentally possible for about half the (tested) population in the study I checked, on top of having to make a physical motion of any time required, half-again or doubled or whatever way tickles your fancy and doesn't make you complain over a difference of literally milliseconds. A difference that is almost imperceptible and entirely obfuscated by in-game latency anyway. A player with 80 ping has far more leeway with reaction time than a player with 240, after all.

If there's a better test that describes exactly what I was asking for, why not just link it? Instead we get you being a douche, with no help for OP. Lovely. http://aim400kg.ru/train/?a=fa&ln=en was the closest thing I saw to what I described, but it doesn't really work as a Scout trainer due to the target disappearing on its own instead of waiting until the player clicks it. Kind of hard to improve at target snapping when you have to already be at a skillful baseline
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>> No. 14307
Short Version:
120hz monitor + coffee = Platinum Scout

Long Version:
I am a Sniper main, but I am also a pretty good Scout. I find that you play different hitscan classes, you'll help yourself become better at your main. Don't play your main all the time, as you will burn yourself out. Take a break, play another class, then come back to your main and shred some ass.

I also own a 120hz monitor and I'm a caffeine addict. I've also been playing in the competitive scene since 2010.

Oh yeah, you want the lowest lerp possible to help you with hitscan. Add this to your autoexec.cfg file:

cl_cmdrate 66
cl_interp 0.0152
cl_interp_ratio 1
cl_lagcompensation 1
cl_pred_optimize 2
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14277 No. 14277 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
I'm looking for a server that offers 24/7 Offblast_arena_final gameplay.

Anyone know of one?
>> No. 14288
Tried a quick search for one. Most of them have rotating maps, tho.

Good luck, mang.


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14280 No. 14280 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Hi, doods.

Who almost reflectively mumbles "spy-spy-spy" in a game? Can't find this quote in a wiki but i've clearly heared it. No, not snipers "Stab, stab, stab".

Also, is there any art of pyro's face as if it is a black girl?Domination quotes (Sniper and Engi) proved to me strong enough pyro's gender finally. And that voice can only belong to black woman, coz, u know, anyone can distinguish white/black by ear. Only option - she is black husky woman.
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>> No. 14284
Considering that the Spy and the Pyro literally have the same voice actor, I don't think you can use how Pyro sounds as a data point.
>> No. 14285
>>14283
And Foxxy Love's voice actress, Cree Summer, has played characters who are black, white, of indeterminable non-white race, and even males.
>> No. 14286
>>14284
M-m-m. Okay, very bad.


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14266 No. 14266 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
For a about a week I've had a problem with source Games. Mainly Team Fortress 2, but this has also occurred in Black Mesa: Source.

The game freezes for about 5-30 seconds with sound looping over and over. I've had the latest Nvidia drivers installed properly and have no problems with Games that do not run on Source!

Thanks for help
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>> No. 14271
>>14267
I do not have any mods, the only "mod" is the Black Mesa source. This is in every source game i have. I got 12 different games running source
>> No. 14273
>>14271
Gotcha. Not even fan-made maps or sounds downloaded from custom servers, though? I'd count that as a mod.
>> No. 14274
>>14273
Nope, none m8
>>14272
So, has it allways been here? Or will it end with Valve updates of the games + Newer Nvidia drivers? I have not had this problem before now, funny why it should show up now out of nowhere!!


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9909 No. 9909 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Business as usual, friends. Post your videos here as long as they are not remixrelated, those go into the other according thread.

Attached video is AntoineDeLak's newest work. You will be both amazed, amused and aroused. Awesome.
For some goddamn reason, it won't embed. Go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebw6G6sIeHw
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>> No. 13991
  >>13990
Oops, forgot my link there, let's fix that.

(Captcha: "hearts rflated". Pretty much.)
>> No. 14231
  One can only dream of being this amazing
>> No. 14248
  Very sombre artsy piece here, which the artist often does (though she does poke a little fun sometimes)


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9251 No. 9251 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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>> No. 14223
Bad news: I have still not gotten the hat activation code I was missing when I got my Heavy.
Good news: He's sitting on my shelf between my Collector's Edition Epic Mickey vinyl figurine and my blind-boxed TokiDoki alicorn (Bellina). He looks great.

>>13644
Is it bad I got most excited about/first noticed the Portal pint glass? I drink alcohol extremely sparingly, but I still have the temptation to buy every goddamn geeky pint glass for fandoms I'm in.

>>14222
I thought for a second that was Engie in a snow hood and d'awwed hard before realizing it was an unrelated fig.
>> No. 14227
>>14226
There was, there was just no code on it. It's been nearly six months, no reply. Infuriating, to say the least. I'm almost tempted to go "hey, fuckers, at this point you may as well throw in a free Balloonicorn code too".

It doesn't hurt that they're the same size as drinking glasses most of the time, anyways.
>> No. 14243
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14243
>>14237

I don't know if others took notice on the front page but this is to perfect not to share haha!


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13986 No. 13986 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Because the previous thread auto-saged.

Old news:
- http://tf2chan.net/dis/res/8849.html
- http://tf2chan.net/dis/res/5743.html

Boss Mode - Doomsday Evolution Mode
http://fc.xunlei.com/c/1370429279986.shtml?u06id=13711562576427666679

Up to 4 players can control the Boss Mecha, with the other players banding against it. There's some details I don't care to translate right now, sorry.

Also, new map, Doomsday Street.

In lighter news, have a fan-drawn 4-koma that chronicles the trials and tribulations of being a Battle Nurse.

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>> No. 14230
http://fc.xunlei.com/zt/xinban2/t4.html

Whoops, missed some new skins.

Rocket (Rock-It) Alt: Jarek (or maybe Zarek, Zark, Jark...etc. etc. trying to Romanize names that were probably sloppily phoneticized to begin with hasn't always been easy)
* Jarek was the elite member of some mysterious military team, and thus was selected to undergo an experiment to be transformed into a living weapon. Because the result power [increase] was more terrifying than anticipated, the experiment was ordered to cease and he was unable to return to normal. In order to prevent another meltdown, he bound his own body; rumor has it that the moment those bindings come loose, he would become a demon and go on an unstoppable killing rampage.


Fatman (Gunner) Alt: Ken (Cain?)
* A Russian soldier with unknown origins, Ken is a violent and fearless man. Because he was born with red skin, he was nicknamed "Hellboy" (translator note: actual words by the original) by the other troops. In World War II, he joined the first Russian mechanized armor experiments and successfully controlled this powerful equipment. When in operation, it glows like flames, causing all those who see this red light to lose all courage.

Striker Alt: Sajid
* Sajid stumbled upon a magical stone posessing amazing powers while exploring, allowing him to create molten lava armor that covers his body. A man with a strong sense of righteousness, he used this stone to dispense justice for others, but because the stone's power was too great, his body began to become corrupted by it. As he continues to fight many demons, he is also seeking a way to break the evil curse upon himself.

Sniper Alt: Giana
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>> No. 14232
http://www.finalcombat.ph

Rejoice, all you peeps who can't read Chinese! Final Combat Phlippines [sic] has been live since December 2013 and can offer you all sorts of information in English*!

*Accuracy of English materials not guaranteed.
>> No. 14240
>>14230
To be fair, Hellboy was awoken in WWII, but because this doesn't appear to take place in the same universe, I assume they mean the comic...which wasn't written until much later.


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14203 No. 14203 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Hey guys! Me and some of my bros like Exi and Terato Marty and a bunch of other people whipped up a custom set of TF2-themed Cards Against Humanity cards if anybody is interested. Mix them in with your own sets for hours of horrible, horrible fun, why don't you?

You should be able to download them and print them out from here:

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B8Tt2NhtQP-HOC1pbHloc2c2dWc&usp=sharing

If anybody has any trouble accessing the folder let me know so I can upload them elsewhere.

I wonder if maybe I could get them onto Pretend You're Xxzyy, if I should just email the guy who runs it and see if he's interested? IDK.

Merry early Smissmas.
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>> No. 14206
"Being in a sitcom two-bed situation with your wife, who happens to be a mini gun."
"Merasmus' shriveled wizard penis."

I am extremely proud to be responsible for these two.
>> No. 14207
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14207
... I may have added another page of white cards because I thought of more stuff I wanted in.

Whoops.
>> No. 14209
It's a Smissmas miracle!

You are beautiful people. These are fantastic, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.


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